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Is it true that Tommy 'Papa Clown' Tomlinson used to charge a nickel per blowjob underneath Hoan Bridge back in the late 70s/early 80s?
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I haven’t heard anyone deny it.
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It's true, but there were no takers. No matter how many free samples he gave out, there were no paid takers.
Nope. Nobody would pay for Tommy's services no matter how many 2 for 1, 3 for 1 or buy now, pay later specials he offered.
Over and over, for years he tried, sucking and gargling on the man meat of any who arrived, but could never find a business model in which he could afford even a cup of coffee in between to wash his mouth out.
Eventually he began just tying a tip jar around his neck for any spare change that might be in his client's pockets, but try as he might... Men from all around would fuck his mouth and leave him nary a penny richer.
A tragic story of a small business gone awry. A man in clown makeup with a mouth full and empty pockets, trying to live on the calories deposited by an uncaring public upon his tonsils.
Nope. Nobody would pay for Tommy's services no matter how many 2 for 1, 3 for 1 or buy now, pay later specials he offered.
Over and over, for years he tried, sucking and gargling on the man meat of any who arrived, but could never find a business model in which he could afford even a cup of coffee in between to wash his mouth out.
Eventually he began just tying a tip jar around his neck for any spare change that might be in his client's pockets, but try as he might... Men from all around would fuck his mouth and leave him nary a penny richer.
A tragic story of a small business gone awry. A man in clown makeup with a mouth full and empty pockets, trying to live on the calories deposited by an uncaring public upon his tonsils.
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He did it in the cornfields. Anyone that grows up where theres lots of cornfields has gay lineage. Its where closeted men congregated back in the day to get their jollies without the Mrs finding out. The real men continued west, while the gays said hmmm, lets just settle here, this is fabulous!
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Yes.
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That claim is unequivocally false...
He did it for free
He did it for free
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I am pretty sure that he once traveled to Africa and let a feral pack of niggers split him up the back like firewood.
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No thats Paul under an elementary school.
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Thats disgusting. See, swimming in shit is acceptable to have on your site. But people joking about grinding black babies into pepperoni and making goofy photoshops…too far.