Is it true that Connor Clapton committed suicide because his father sucks?

[The Arm]

The following lyrics would have fit in nicely in the Picnic of Love Album. They were written by Eric Clapton.

If I can reach the stars
Pull one down for you
Shine it on my heart
So you could see the truth

That this love I have inside
Is everything it seems
But for now I find
It's only in my dreams

And I can change the world
I will be the sunlight in your universe
You would think my love was really something good
Baby, if I could change the world

If I could be king
Even for a day
I'd take you as my queen
I'd have it no other way

And our love would rule
In this kingdom we have made
'Til then I'd be a fool
Wishing for the day

And I can change the world
I would be the sunlight in your universe
You would think my love was really something good
Baby, if I could change the world
Baby, if I could change the world

I could change the world
I would be the sunlight in your universe
You would think my love was really something good
Baby, if I could change the world
Baby, if I could change the world
Baby, if I could change the world



Eric Clapton sucks
Eric Clapton sucks
Eric Clapton's gay
And he's fucking gay

Your father is the 4th worst singer
After Springsteen, Seger and Petty
You were sick of his gay fucking songs
So you jumped out a really high up window

Eric Clapton sucks
Eric Clapton sucks
Eric Clapton's gay
And he's fucking gay

Your father sucks so fucking bad
You knew you'd get beaten up at school
You were sick of hearing "You Look Wonderful Tonight"
So you jumped out a really high up window

Sometimes I wish you didn't die
Because I hate the song "Tears in Heaven"
I was glad you died, until I heard that song
And Kevin Sharp is gay

 

[RoTheHo69]

Yes!

 

[FatPatsBaps]

NAHT FUNNY!

 

[Consensual Rapist]

When John Lennon was killed, how were The Beatles to do a reunion?
Three more bullets.

 

[wbgreen]

Eric Clapton tossed the kid out the window himself. Hadn't had a hit in years and wanted "Tears in Heaven" to sell.

 

[antlovessue]

I can't hear the name Conner with out thinking about a pregnant whore drowning.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

"Hey Josh..."

Josh Martin, Guitarist of Anal Cunt, Dead After Escalator Accident

Martin, 45, joined the Massachusetts grindcore band in 1996

pitchfork.com

 

[The Arm]

"Hey Josh..."

Josh Martin, Guitarist of Anal Cunt, Dead After Escalator Accident

Martin, 45, joined the Massachusetts grindcore band in 1996

pitchfork.com

He once heckled (((Gene Simmons))).

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

It's such a shame he never got to hear his father endorse Enoch Powell in a drunken cocaine rage mid concert, making everyone in attendance uncomfortable.

 

[Dennyislife]

Wow edgy stuff from the 90s guys

 

[Turk February]

LAAAAYLA Doodooodooo You Got Me On My Knees
Really?
What is she, a dude
Are you sucking her cock?
Come on now,

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

 

[Say “Cookie”]

I hate this unfunny hack.

 

[Finger Trigger Attachment]

Guys Jimmy doesn't like Anal Cunt because they yell too much.

Now if you'll excuse him, he needs to get back to listening to garbage for tasteless idiots like Kiss and Black Sabbath.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

He once heckled (((Gene Simmons))).

"and without further adieu, here's some garbage music for retards!!"

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

"People talk about Eric Clapton. What has he ever done except throw his baby off a fuckin' ledge and then write a song about it?"

Anton Newcombe

 

[Chive Turkey]

I can't hear the name Conner with out thinking about a pregnant whore drowning.

I can't hear the name without immediately picturing 'L'il' in front of it.

Wow edgy stuff from the 90s guys

Where do you think we are?

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Lil Conner says "Papa, dees for you" - it's a bouquet of his own flattened intestines.