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This has to be investigated. I am tired of reading this buffoons ridiculous Facebook posts where he acts like he stormed Normandy on d-day while he was peeling potatoes during peacetime.
DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:
There were a couple of attempts, iirc. Though nothing comes to mind as to what the results were.Somebody did a FOIA request on the sub but I don't think there ever was an update.
Joe was a "Cold War Veteran"One thing is certain - he has never been close to combat, because if he had something concrete to bring up he wouldn't be able to keep quiet about it for a second. By keeping it vague he can avoid being called a liar yet still imply he's a tough guy who's been through some shit.
Joe is an Old Bore VeteranJoe was a "Cold War Veteran"
The army actually does 2 year active duty contracts today. For every year less than 4, you just have to add a year in the reserves.One of the funnier things is, I guess when joe was in, you didn't even have to commit to a 4-year enlistment.
He said he was in for only 3 years lol
I'm sure his DD214 wouldn't show anything abnormal, he was just a dude in the Army during peacetime for 3 years, which is cool, but he needs to chill the fuck out on FB and maybe not make every piece of his wardrobe Airborne related
Although, knowing Joe it is odd he never posted it to DESTROY the h8rs
I knew you could re-up for a couple years, but they offer initial enlistments of just 2 years now?
He was kicked out for siphoning gasoline. This has been confirmedOne of the funnier things is, I guess when joe was in, you didn't even have to commit to a 4-year enlistment.
He said he was in for only 3 years lol
I'm sure his DD214 wouldn't show anything abnormal, he was just a dude in the Army during peacetime for 3 years, which is cool, but he needs to chill the fuck out on FB and maybe not make every piece of his wardrobe Airborne related
Although, knowing Joe it is odd he never posted it to DESTROY the h8rs
Maj. Gen. Jeffrey Snow, commander of USAREC, said:Army offering 2-year enlistments for 91 MOSs
The Army now has two-year enlistment options for 91 military occupational specialties as a new incentive to offer prospects interested in joining its ranks.www.army.mil
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