Is it okay to tell an ugly couple to stop kissing in public, or will you look like a psycho?

[Professor Rape]

The girl looked like Jew Wario's molestation victim, where her nose was too close to her mouth. And her boyfriend was an overweight faggot who looked like a Redditor.

The guy kept pawing at her, and she wasn't reciprocating. But then he leaned over and kissed her. The sound of the kiss made me want to punch him.

I was almost going to say "hey can you two stop doing that shit in public?" but then I thought wait... Is that crazy of me? They are being affectionate in public, but if they weren't ugly Im not sure I'd have a problem with it.

I don't know anymore. Is what they did wrong? Should I have said something?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I think it’s gross too but I wouldn’t say anything. Usually best to just leave it alone.

 

[Professor Rape]

I think it’s gross too but I wouldn’t say anything. Usually best to just leave it alone.

Yeah I usually only say that stuff when I'm drunk. But I was sober and having a strong urge to tell them to stop, but that's the shit crazy people do I think.

Still it was fucking gross.

 

[johnnynoname]

And her boyfriend was an overweight faggot who looked like a Redditor.

good for that guy tho

he knows he's no prize, and he's dating accordingly

literally all of these incel people are just nerds with high standards

this guy sounds like he fucks

 

[Professor Rape]

good for that guy tho

he knows he's no prize, and he's dating accordingly

literally all of these incel people are just nerds with high standards

this guy sounds like he fucks

What about me though? I feel raped having to watch him petting her and leaning in for a kiss. It was horrific.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

My kid and I were lining up for the ferris wheel and there was an ugly couple in front of us doing that shit. Pretty gross but I would have let it slide if my kid wasn't hiding behind her hands and whimpering so I told the guy to knock it off, you're at the fair and there's families around. Just teenagers so he didn't kick up a fuss.

 

[Mustard]

My kid and I were lining up for the ferris wheel and there was an ugly couple in front of us doing that shit. Pretty gross but I would have let it slide if my kid wasn't hiding behind her hands and whimpering so I told the guy to knock it off, you're at the fair and there's families around. Just teenagers so he didn't kick up a fuss.

It mustve made you nervous having to look up at someone and be so assertive with them

 

[Mustard]

The girl looked like Jew Wario's molestation victim, where her nose was too close to her mouth. And her boyfriend was an overweight faggot who looked like a Redditor.

The guy kept pawing at her, and she wasn't reciprocating. But then he leaned over and kissed her. The sound of the kiss made me want to punch him.

I was almost going to say "hey can you two stop doing that shit in public?" but then I thought wait... Is that crazy of me? They are being affectionate in public, but if they weren't ugly Im not sure I'd have a problem with it.

I don't know anymore. Is what they did wrong? Should I have said something?

You should've sacrificed yourself and shot up them and everyone else with an automatic rifle and then gloated about it on here.

 

[Professor Rape]

My kid and I were lining up for the ferris wheel and there was an ugly couple in front of us doing that shit. Pretty gross but I would have let it slide if my kid wasn't hiding behind her hands and whimpering so I told the guy to knock it off, you're at the fair and there's families around. Just teenagers so he didn't kick up a fuss.

Damn, I could have used the "there's kids around" excuse and sounded sane.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

It mustve made you nervous having to look up at someone and be so assertive with them

Not at all. I know you're autistic but normal guys don't struggle with things like that.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yeah I usually only say that stuff when I'm drunk. But I was sober and having a strong urge to tell them to stop, but that's the shit crazy people do I think.

Still it was fucking gross.

I’d probably never say something but the chances go up if I’m drunk and or know they can’t or won’t beat me up. It is gross as fuck but I’m not one to complain to people.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Damn, I could have used the "there's kids around" excuse and sounded sane.

Works even better when you've got your hand on your kid's shoulder and she's trying not to puke through her hands.

 

[Mustard]

Not at all. I know you're autistic but normal guys don't struggle with things like that.

You're daughter was ashamed cause she could instinctually tell daddy's kinda scared. She never looked at you the same after that. This will stay with her forever.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

You're daughter was ashamed cause she could instinctually tell daddy's kinda scared. She never looked at you the same after that. This will stay with her forever.

Nah buddy, like every little girl with a loving dad she thinks I could fight off a tiger. She still brings up the time I caught a wasp in a cup like it was an epic battle. Kids are dumb.

 

[BUBBLER]

The girl looked like Jew Wario's molestation victim, where her nose was too close to her mouth. And her boyfriend was an overweight faggot who looked like a Redditor.

The guy kept pawing at her, and she wasn't reciprocating. But then he leaned over and kissed her. The sound of the kiss made me want to punch him.

I was almost going to say "hey can you two stop doing that shit in public?" but then I thought wait... Is that crazy of me? They are being affectionate in public, but if they weren't ugly Im not sure I'd have a problem with it.

I don't know anymore. Is what they did wrong? Should I have said something?

Depends, what country was this in?

 

[johnnynoname]

What about me though? I feel raped having to watch him petting her and leaning in for a kiss. It was horrific.

this is a big problem, brother


- civil unrest in Burkina Faso
- people literallly eating rats in Caracas
- Professor Rape being offended by below average people making out

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Telling people to "get a room" used to be pretty fucking common and still should be whether they're ugly or not.

Fat Jay Oakerson told the story on The Bonfire a while ago about how they were at a restaurant eating and this ugly couple was making out and the dude started rubbing on the chick's pussy through her pants so he asked if they could stop. They were like "OH IS IT BECAUSE WE'RE GAY?" and complained to whoever they could and Jay got a bunch of shitty looks from people like he's a bigot despite looking like a fag himself. He didn't know (or care) they were both girls. But either way, you certainly don't do that shit in front of strangers eating.

 

[UnPRePared]

I feel raped

Well it was your major, sir.

 

[Imager]

The girl looked like Jew Wario's molestation victim, where her nose was too close to her mouth. And her boyfriend was an overweight faggot who looked like a Redditor.

The guy kept pawing at her, and she wasn't reciprocating. But then he leaned over and kissed her. The sound of the kiss made me want to punch him.

I was almost going to say "hey can you two stop doing that shit in public?" but then I thought wait... Is that crazy of me? They are being affectionate in public, but if they weren't ugly Im not sure I'd have a problem with it.

I don't know anymore. Is what they did wrong? Should I have said something?

Why not simply rub one out right in front of them instead?

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Were they both overweight? If so then it's definitely see something; say something.

Although, I was once on a bus and I saw a disgusting fat couple but they were so red in the face and full of dopamine that you could tell they were having gross fat sex morning noon and night and loving it so much that I couldn't bring myself to make a complaint. Imagine you are Shane Nokes level disgusting but you actually find a match and you smash your ugly parts together every chance you have.

I can't really complain about that. It's sickening, but if you're a big gross fat person then making people feel sick knowing that you're sexually active is probably part of the thrill. So, who's the real winner?