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Looks like Pat from Moonachie.Dunno the context but a middle-aged obese garboon is too far gone on the sugars to be a threat.
Black from MoonachieLooks like Pat from Moonachie.
My gf's brother is a pro soccer player. He's jacked and he's a fucking psycho. I should be intimidated by him but he's a male ginger. I just see Beeker when I look at him.I saw someone that fat last week walking his dog. Truly gigantic. It was like when you see a really big breed of horse. Partly impressive partly scary because if it went crazy it's impossible to deal with.
That said gingers can never scare anyone.
How that fight would've gone down if he was already standing:I've never been intimidated by any big fat fuck like that. Some big goofy bastard built exactly like Dante Nero who was apparently some sort of scary badass was lipping me about my long hair one time, so I went at him about his hilariously fat ass. It was agreed that we pissed eachother off and were going to fight. I stood in front of him for like 20 seconds while he tried to hoist his fat ass out of the chair he was in. I got sick of standing there and was pretty fired up so I just beat the fuck out of him while he sat down. I had him like half KO'd and when he tried to get up and come at me again he just faceplanted. Fat people are useless. I'm sure if he caught me he might have rocked my shit, but he just couldn't move that fast.
Apparently Ethan Ralph got mugged in Portugal and they just beat the brakes off him. He claimed a guy robbed him, he chased the guy, then he fought 4 on 1 against the dude and his friends. I'm sure he's exaggerating to make himself look better, but seeing how fucked up he was made me so happy.I've never been intimidated by any big fat fuck like that. Some big goofy bastard built exactly like Dante Nero who was apparently some sort of scary badass was lipping me about my long hair one time, so I went at him about his hilariously fat ass. It was agreed that we pissed eachother off and were going to fight. I stood in front of him for like 20 seconds while he tried to hoist his fat ass out of the chair he was in. I got sick of standing there and was pretty fired up so I just beat the fuck out of him while he sat down. I had him like half KO'd and when he tried to get up and come at me again he just faceplanted. Fat people are useless. I'm sure if he caught me he might have rocked my shit, but he just couldn't move that fast.
Gunt has one-upped 'Child and Run' Rick Tomlinson by receiving the beatings he deserves.Apparently Ethan Ralph got mugged in Portugal and they just beat the brakes off him. He claimed a guy robbed him, he chased the guy, then he found 4 on 1 against the dude and his friends. I'm sure he's exaggerating to make himself look better, but seeing how fucked up he was made me so happy.
What would you do if he gave you a pasty pale beating lol.My gf's brother is a pro soccer player. He's jacked and he's a fucking psycho. I should be intimidated by him but he's a male ginger. I just see Beeker when I look at him.
pashty palle beeshtingWhat would you do if he gave you a pasty pale beating lol.
I'd take one of those post-rape-sit-on-the-floor-and-weep showers like in the movies.What would you do if he gave you a pasty pale beating lol.
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