Is it illegal to rape Bam?

[CumiaPoodle]

Say a person with a certain kind of quick wit and charm armed with a KBAR raped Bam multiple times leading to many orgasms and bruises. Would this be, in a moral sense, a bad thing to do?

What if the person was really sweet after? Held her in a spoon position brushing her hair back from her face. Wiping her tears, kissing the back of her neck while apologizing. Would it be illegal to give a grown woman an orgasm then comfort her with compassion?

I’m asking after some concerning statements Gassers made. About how “those people” are going to “get whats coming to them” that when he reigns as the “supreme gentleman” in the world to come. There will not be such a crime as rape for he will be physically irresistible to all of those “superficial pigs”.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

He claimed to have coined the phrase physically irresistible and plans to use it to replace what commoners would formerly call Rape, in the world to come. He allegedly said that KBAR and bluechew are the official sponsors of physical irresistibility, in the world to come.

 

[Convict Wyzz]

I haven't read your post but I'm just gonna say no.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Either way she has great hair

 

[chewtoyrapist]

She's probably the type to leave a house key under a decorative rock outside and you can come/cum whenever. Just keep an official record in case she tries to act like she wasn't literally asking for it and wearing slutty clothes.

 

[PorqueDealer]

She's probably the type to leave a house key under a decorative rock outside and you can come/cum whenever. Just keep an official record in case she tries to act like she wasn't literally asking for it and wearing slutty clothes.

 

[Dog Eater]

Why does it have to be a KABAR? What’s wrong with Cold Steel?

 

[WhereWeAt]

Legally? Absolutely not. In practice, however, I doubt local PD would make an arrest, assuming she wasn't too zonked to remember/report it.

 

[RoTheHo69]

3/5ths of a rape isn't a full rape until you do it more than once I guess right?

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Either way she has great hair

Follicles individually placed by God.

 

[guest]

Id fuck Bam just for the bit

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Id fuck Bam just for the bit

Aside from her lower intestine coming out her belly button, and having to be vigilant so she won't cut you, I have been with far worse women

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Why does it have to be a KABAR? What’s wrong with Cold Steel?

According to gassers it’s the way that it strikes fear and shocks those disgusting western whores. While remaining fashionable, that makes it truly a gentleman’s blade. If you ask him there’s no better weapon to slide across a woman’s throat. Something about the way you’re able to let her see herself in it as it hovers just above the vocal cords.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Why would you want to fuck Bam Margera?