is it ever possible for a woman to just STFU

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

The constant talking and oversharing makes me want to bash my wife sometimes. Earlier today she called Amazon about a return and was bitching at the person on the phone and being a total dick about something she ordered.

I went upstairs and came down 15 20 minutes later and she was still going only now she was talking about all the hard times she’s gone through in the last month with her family (she has a big family so without fail there’s always some stupid shit happening with someone). It sounded like she was talking to her therapist or something, it made me grit my teeth with secondhand embarrassment at the thought of the Amazon worker on the other end praying for the call to disconnect. Even though it had nothing to do with me I had a brief moment there where I imagined grabbing her by the pony tail and smashing hear head into a wall.

Sometimes she calls me when I’m working and won’t even give me a moment to respond. She asks questions and then keeps talking before I can get an answer out. Then as soon as there’s a lull I finally start to say something and before i can finish she’ll shout OK I HAVE TO GO IM DEALING WITH SOMETHING RIGHT NOW. The fuck? You’re the one who called me you dumb gash, don’t act like I’m inconveniencing you. She does that shit all the time

She’s got a great ass but she really is a fuckin retard.

 

[Africa.com]

No

 

[Guest]

Lets see a pic and I’ll tell you if it’s worth putting up with that

 

[PickleRickle]

The constant talking and oversharing makes me want to bash my wife sometimes. Earlier today she called Amazon about a return and was bitching at the person on the phone and being a total dick about something she ordered.

I went upstairs and came down 15 20 minutes later and she was still going only now she was talking about all the hard times she’s gone through in the last month with her family (she has a big family so without fail there’s always some stupid shit happening with someone). It sounded like she was talking to her therapist or something, it made me grit my teeth with secondhand embarrassment at the thought of the Amazon worker on the other end praying for the call to disconnect. Even though it had nothing to do with me I had a brief moment there where I imagined grabbing her by the pony tail and smashing hear head into a wall.

Sometimes she calls me when I’m working and won’t even give me a moment to respond. She asks questions and then keeps talking before I can get an answer out. Then as soon as there’s a lull I finally start to say something and before i can finish she’ll shout OK I HAVE TO GO IM DEALING WITH SOMETHING RIGHT NOW. The fuck? You’re the one who called me you dumb gash, don’t act like I’m inconveniencing you. She does that shit all the time

She’s got a great ass but she really is a fuckin retard.

Thats fuckin' retarded. As if you didnt pull her pants down while she was on the phone and stuck it in her stupid little asshole.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Women - can't live with 'em. Can't suck your own dick no matter how hard you try.

 

[Africa.com]

My wife goes on and on at the dinner table about work. I just don't care about her inter office politics

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Lets see a pic and I’ll tell you if it’s worth putting up with that

i posted my sister in laws gash awhile back and I’ve posted several tinder whores from when we were separated. Someone else needs to to step up and post some nudes for once. Didn’t I hear you have a 20 year old carrying your baby now or something? I know you got the goods and you owe me one

(pre pregnancy please, no one wants to see that shit)

 

[PickleRickle]

i posted my sister in laws gash awhile back and I’ve posted several tinder whores from when we were separated. Someone else needs to to step up and post some nudes for once. Didn’t I hear you have a 20 year old carrying your baby now or something? I know you got the goods and you owe me one

(pre pregnancy please, no one wants to see that shit)

We did get a nice shot of his burly tree trunk calves.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Women - can't live with 'em. Can't suck your own dick no matter how hard you try.

Words of wisdom, Patrick O’Neal, words of wisdom.

 

[Turk February]

I went to jail for asking this exact question

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Yeah but you have to let them know up front that you don't care about women's nattering. If they stick around then they can't complain. If you pretend to give a shit to get in their pants then it's on you from there on out.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

Post ass pics

 

[PickleRickle]

Yeah but you have to let them know up front that you don't care about women's nattering. If they stick around then they can't complain. If you pretend to give a shit to get in their pants then it's on you from there on out.

Thanks, Dad. Thanks for not aborting me.

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

Women - can't live with 'em. Can't suck your own dick no matter how hard you try.

I tried when I was 13, I couldn't reach it when I was sitting Indian style so I did the old -legs over my head while on my back - technique.
Problem was, my little pecka got too excited wit da streaming PSP porn and I accidentally busted all over my face.
havent tried since

 

[FalconeFanClub]

Why do men marry bitchy women and then complain about them?

 

[Turk February]

I tried when I was 13, I couldn't reach it when I was sitting Indian style so I did the old -legs over my head while on my back - technique.
Problem was, my little pecka got too excited wit da streaming PSP porn and I accidentally busted all over my face.
havent tried since

If you press up against a wall you can cum in your mouth and shit on the wall. It's pretty cool.

 

[1073waaf]

Divorce her and show us her butthole.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Shutting the fuck up. Being on time. Following through with plans. Anything requiring any agility, dexterity, or coordination. This is a tiny sample of the many things women are incapable of. But, God bless 'em, those titties sure are nice.

 

[johnnynoname]

The constant talking and oversharing makes me want to bash my wife sometimes. Earlier today she called Amazon about a return and was bitching at the person on the phone and being a total dick about something she ordered.

I went upstairs and came down 15 20 minutes later and she was still going only now she was talking about all the hard times she’s gone through in the last month with her family (she has a big family so without fail there’s always some stupid shit happening with someone). It sounded like she was talking to her therapist or something, it made me grit my teeth with secondhand embarrassment at the thought of the Amazon worker on the other end praying for the call to disconnect. Even though it had nothing to do with me I had a brief moment there where I imagined grabbing her by the pony tail and smashing hear head into a wall.

Sometimes she calls me when I’m working and won’t even give me a moment to respond. She asks questions and then keeps talking before I can get an answer out. Then as soon as there’s a lull I finally start to say something and before i can finish she’ll shout OK I HAVE TO GO IM DEALING WITH SOMETHING RIGHT NOW. The fuck? You’re the one who called me you dumb gash, don’t act like I’m inconveniencing you. She does that shit all the time

She’s got a great ass but she really is a fuckin retard.

for some reason, the fact that OP used paragraphs astounded me

I don't know why

 

[Africa.com]

Why do men marry bitchy women and then complain about them?

Yes bc the woman you marry stays that way forever