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Fat, lazy, and a freeloader. He could be either and I can't decide.
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Also played by Samuel L Jackson. Garfield is a nigger.In the new movie it turns out Garfield's father abandoned him when he was a kitten. But he shows back up years later.
It's a tough one.
He's also fairly violent. He fucked Odie up good in the old ones.The weight, love for lasagna, and hating Mondays (i.e. work) points to Italian.
So black.
God damn kids and your new slurs, I can't keep up.He's a cat.
Oh yeah, (((Lyman))). I used to get those Garfield compilation books from the school book fair.He's also fairly violent. He fucked Odie up good in the old ones.
People forget that Odie originally belonged to Jon Arbuckle's gay partner who lived with him. He disappeared with no explanation and abandoned his dog.
That's fawkin insightful.Garfield is today's average woman.
That hole in wall .. nermal has a huge peckahHOLY FUCKING SHIT....I FOUND IT
Is his tail made out of bone, too?HOLY FUCKING SHIT....I FOUND IT
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