Is @captain_kamala a GRIFTER???

[Riccardo Bosi]

1. let guys send you pics of their peckah
2. compliment said mediocre white/hispanic penis
3. take oxys
4. Amazon gift cards


someone shop Bam with a fawkin MAGA hat, extra ribs if Pat takes a swing at her

 

[guest]

I need to know who the fuck is simp sending her stuff. What's their endgame?

 

[guest]

owenfans

 

[captain_kamala]

no i'm an opportunist

 

[captain_kamala]

i may have screwed myself over, haven't gotten any simp gifts since the whole dan debacle they're probably afraid i'll expose them. i would never do that to you guys unless you made an ass of yourself and disappeared. promise.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

no i'm an opportunist

Just an innocent little opportunist, like Candace Owens or Adolf Hitler, right?

Tell us how small Dan's penis is!

 

[guest]

i may have screwed myself over, haven't gotten any simp gifts since the whole dan debacle they're probably afraid i'll expose them. i would never do that to you guys unless you made an ass of yourself and disappeared. promise.

Have some skrimp on me nigga.

 

[captain_kamala]

Just an innocent little opportunist, like Candace Owens or Adolf Hitler, right?

Tell us how small Dan's penis is!

never. ask flavia she'll probably let you know for a dollar

 

[captain_kamala]

Have some skrimp on me nigga.

oooh thank you

 

[Nick Gerlips]

N Person.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

never. ask flavia she'll probably let you know for a dollar

I tried talking to her (while having sex with her) and all she said was "siiii senooor, miya husbando so gayo un simpooo" I couldn't understand what she was saying.

 

[guest]

Dan doesnt need a big dick, he's got those huge trucker hands that he can fist you to oblivion with.

 

[guest]

Schizo nigga gotta eat, she’s got multiple personalities to feed.

 

[captain_kamala]

who wants to buy me doordash tonight i'm too lazy to go to the store and cook

 

[guest]

who wants to buy me doordash tonight i'm too lazy to go to the store and cook

I would, but you would have to give me your address...

 

[captain_kamala]

I would, but you would have to give me your address...

yeah thats kind of how it works lol

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

yeah thats kind of how it works lol

maybe even kiss you

 

[Jenna]

who wants to buy me doordash tonight i'm too lazy to go to the store and cook

If you're too lazy to cook, then take a fast day and eat again tomorrow #thinspiration

 

[captain_kamala]

If you're too lazy to cook, then take a fast day and eat again tomorrow #thinspiration

eh i have a pot of 2 day old rice and beans in the fridge i'll probably eat that

 

[Mike Glyer]

i may have screwed myself over, haven't gotten any simp gifts since the whole dan debacle they're probably afraid i'll expose them. i would never do that to you guys unless you made an ass of yourself and disappeared. promise.

Show some business acumen and threaten to expose them if they don't keep sending simpbucks.