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I think I'm going to add sprinting to my jump rope routine. What should I expect? I'm scared
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Probably niggersWhatcha trying to run away from?
The juxtaposition of our simultaneous posts is hilariousI know a bunch of guys at my gym who are jacked but would collapse dead if they ran for a bus.
You need to have basic cardio competency to jog / run, imo.
As long as I can do 40-50 push ups in one go, run for a mile without stopping and can do basic body weight exercises like pull ups, I’m happy and don’t care what I look like. As long as I’m not fat and have some physical competency I’m content.
The juxtaposition of our simultaneous posts is hilarious
Yeah sprinting away from niggers
Well back then he would breed his big black to his big womanYou will never be able to do this. You need to work on your slow twitch muscles / stamina and out work them to escape.
They’re also much lower IQ so start going in and out of doors like a scooby doo chase and confuse them mentally.
Wise. Your rap name should be T-Ruth.Life is a marathon, not a sprint.
Rape nameWise. Your rap name should be T-Ruth.
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