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Intern David

Chive Turkey

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He was probably useless at any of the offair stuff,
Sam strongly implied that's the reason. They pretty much begged management to hire him, no matter the job, but they kept saying no.

It's pretty hard to justify paying some dude a wage when he's completely incompetent at everything and the only point in his favor is, "he funny doe." SiriusXM was in the habit of axing productive staff and leaving their positions vacant, so it's not like they loved spending money.
 

Calculating Bovinity

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Sam strongly implied that's the reason. They pretty much begged management to hire him, no matter the job, but they kept saying no.

It's pretty hard to justify paying some dude a wage when he's completely incompetent at everything and the only point in his favor is, "he funny doe." SiriusXM was in the habit of axing productive staff and leaving their positions vacant, so it's not like they loved spending money.
He might even be a bigger intellectual disappointment to the Jews than Rich Vos
 

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Danny hired David because he felt like David could bring some bits and material. He didn’t hire him because of talent or skills. They didn’t really give David a lot to do off air, he was really there to use for bits. When Sam started hiring interns instead of Danny, he would look for the most Davidesque guys so they’d not be a threat to his job, and he’d have people to bully. Danny said so in his posted interview with Porsalin for Porsalin’s Sam documentary.
 

Chive Turkey

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bobo managed well enough though, david was great on-air, must be a different reason

They never paid Bobo though lmao

That's another reason management had not to hire David. Why the fuck would they pay O&A to keep one amusing retard on full-time when the b-b-boys could get half a dozen of them to come on for free.
 
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