Inside the mind of an old bovine

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Hey, have you guys ever wondered what Joseph Cumia has for breakfast? Worry no more, he’s got you covered. “I’ll keep going to the place where I always bitch about how expensive it is…”

What about after he’s scarfed down his wop breakfast? Time to turn into professor Moo, of course:

 

[fusciasomething]

The fucking emojis...I hate him so much

 

[Humanatee]

Anyone can do it

 

[TorpidSloth]

I hope he loses what's left of his teeth

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Looks like someone watched Fox while grazing this morning.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Lobster bisque scrambled eggs sounds fucking awful. Nice wet slop

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Hope one day someone just finds in him on the floor

 

[JebJoh]

I always hate when people describe their food like they’re writing a menu. Scrambled lightly in case you’re following my recipe at home.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Lobster bisque scrambled eggs sounds fucking awful. Nice wet slop

He always brags about it like it’s some high class shit. I know the old dear posted pictures of it a few times

 

[JebJoh]

To call back Joe history, buying lobster bisque from uncle guisseppis is more expensive than buying 5 full lobsters

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

To call back Joe history, buying lobster bisque from uncle guisseppis is more expensive than buying 5 full lobsters

Also, creamy rich shit like bisque has to be bad for his gout, no?

 

[JebJoh]

Also, creamy rich shit like bisque has to be bad for his gout, no?

Probably the worst thing, shellfish and heavy cream sauces are worse for uric acid than drinking.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Probably the worst thing, shellfish and heavy cream sauces are worse for uric acid than drinking.

So he eats this slop and then bothers Carol all day about how his gout is acting up. Dumb ass old cow

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Uh-oh, look who is commenting

Kathleen doesn’t appreciate Joe’s shit

 

[JebJoh]

So he eats this slop and then bothers Carol all day about how his gout is acting up. Dumb ass old cow

Like the guy who goes to the doctor complaining that he’s always tired and his penis turned orange. Doctor asks him what he does all day, he says he eats Cheetos and jerks off.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Uh-oh, look who is commenting
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Kathleen doesn’t appreciate Joe’s shit

Wonder what the final point was for her to start calling out Moo.
(I family friends who have Joe like creatures in there family, and didn’t start really calling them out until either Covid, spent money on Trump shit, or J6.)

Makes me wonder if Kathleen, saw how happy Carol was when Joe was on the slave ship thus maybe was able to see her in person without Joe pulling his tough guy act

 

[satanssockpuppet]

It's pretty comical how he mixes all his food together into a big pile of slop and pretends he's Gordon Ramsay. And "yum" is something really annoying women say.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Wonder what the final point was for her to start calling out Moo.
(I family friends who have Joe like creatures in there family, and didn’t start really calling them out until either Covid, spent money on Trump shit, or J6.)

Makes me wonder if Kathleen, saw how happy Carol was when Joe was on the slave ship thus maybe was able to see her in person without Joe pulling his tough guy act

She probably took a peek at this forum

 

[Cumiace]

I hope Uncle Giussepe saw Joe's shit talking his store online and hocked a big loogie in his bisque

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Kathleen not having it!