In the midst of all this negativity

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm just enjoying a nice Werther's Original hard candy. Can't beat a Werther's. Sometimes it's nice to slow down, take a break, and enjoy a Werther's Original hard caramel. I can taste the real butter. I can taste the fresh cream. It's so caramely. It's so real buttery and fresh creamy. God damn.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

What if it was niggertivity

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

What if it was niggertivity

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

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Why are the sheep still white?

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

WWAWD strawberry hard candies everyone's grandmother always seemed to have on hand?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What if it was niggertivity

I'd still just be sitting here on my front porch swing with my grandson Jamie while he plays with his Tonka trucks, just taking a moment to enjoy the little things. Like the creamy, buttery delight of a Werther's Original hard caramel.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

WWAWD strawberry hard candies everyone's grandmother always seemed to have on hand?
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They were bomb. My grandparents always had those and the pineapple ones. They had like gummy shit on the inside. My grandparents never, ever ate them either. My pop would have a scotch mint from time to time. I love those things too. Old people candy is the shit.

 

[Africa.com]

WWAWD strawberry hard candies everyone's grandmother always seemed to have on hand?
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My wife stole a handful from the bank for me Friday.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Licorice Allsorts. Another great old people candy. I don't even fuggin like black licorice.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Licorice Allsorts

That's where you lost me. All the other candies you named are GOATs but fucking Licorice Allsorts can suck my bag

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That's where you lost me. All the other candies you named are GOATs but fucking Licorice Allsorts can suck my bag

To each his own, Terry Berry. I'm just taking a moment to enjoy a fine Werther's Original hard caramel, and I have never felt as calm and serene as I do here and now in this moment.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've been using Werther's to control my rage and it's legit working. I usually would've aaaabsolutely lost my fucking mind on Terry just now for the licorice allsort thing. I've eaten a lot of Werther's. Like, a lot. I get mad often so I need to have a pretty steady flow of Werther's. Can you get fat from hard candy? I don't think so. I don't think it's medically possible. That's good news for me.

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

I'm just enjoying a nice Werther's Original hard candy. Can't beat a Werther's. Sometimes it's nice to slow down, take a break, and enjoy a Werther's Original hard caramel. I can taste the real butter. I can taste the fresh cream. It's so caramely. It's so real buttery and fresh creamy. God damn.

Does eating those remind you of the time grandma gave you a “snowball”?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Does eating those remind you of the time grandma gave you a “snowball”?

You're real lucky I'm enjoying a Werther's right now, sport.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I prefer Werther's Unoriginals. It's an inferior product.

 

[Dusty Dan]

Werther's a will, there's a way

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

What about "311 Presents Werther's 'Come Originals'"? Wouldn't that be something? How about Werther's Aboriginals and you just huff gasoline.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Werther's a will, there's a way

HA! You can say that again!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What about "311 Presents Werther's 'Come Originals'"? Wouldn't that be something? How about Werther's Aboriginals and you just huff gasoline.

I prefer the real butter and the fresh cream taste of a Werther's Original hard caramel.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I prefer the real butter and the fresh cream taste of a Werther's Original hard caramel.

I guess your mind is made up about this particular issue. This issue of candy, that is being discussed here, currently.