In the last month, Patrick has flown to two completely unnecessary cons when covid cases are at an all time high

[HotDogJoe]

But muh vaccine! Doesn't stop you spreading it, ya stupid fuck. Your presence at these cons is totally unwarranted and unasked for anyway. Did you even sign a single book at Worldcon? The photographic evidence would certainly suggest not.

The fucking hypocrisy of the human/pig hybrid boggles the mind.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

He spreads covid to nerds at cons like I wish the Milwaukee BLM chapter would spread bullets into him. He's fat and stupid. But above all else, fat.

 

[RobertMewler]

Shhhh... the more he travels, the higher the risk of him catching COVID and dying. I encourage his irresponsibility.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Well, the dozens of people at the con desperately need to hear a fat, out of shape, middle aged man's thoughts on how to integrate sports into your fiction, or his advice on spreading a threadbare, one dimensional idea into an unnecessary series that won't be completed due to low sales.

 

[guest]

Don't forget him whining with fear while zip-lining upside down like a prize ham in Costa Rica.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Don't forget him whining with fear while zip-lining upside down like a prize ham in Costa Rica.
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Niki is truly the ugliest woman ever. A perfect foil for Fat Pat. Too bad there aren’t sideshows with freaks these days, since she’d be able to find steady work for the first time in her fruitless, awful life.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Niki is truly the ugliest woman ever

I seriously don't think I would have hit that at even my most desperate. Even at her least repulsive, she looks like a goblin trying to pass as human.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I seriously don't think I would have hit that at even my most desperate. Even at her least repulsive, she looks like a goblin trying to pass as human.

Their appearance is enough to make any normal person vomit.

 

[guest]

Niki is truly the ugliest woman ever. A perfect foil for Fat Pat. Too bad there aren’t sideshows with freaks these days, since she’d be able to find steady work for the first time in her fruitless, awful life.

She is facially and physically ghastly but that's not even it. Her awfulness and uselessness radiates through. It makes her even uglier than she already is on a fundamental level.