In other news: Artificial intelligence confirms Patrick S. Tomlinson is a pedophile + Joe Cumias commentary on MONKEY pox!! (HOT thread🔥🔥🔥)

[FezFuckedBabyLove]

a user on r/techsupport has made an amazing AI breakthrough!!

What a country! lets see what the cumtown.org discord came up with:

And now for what you all really came here for, an up close and personal interview with 2U's very own Joe Cumia. Conducted by yours truly

Thanks for tuning in You can all go back to fighting now, faggots!

 

[Sputnik]

Well played sir, well played.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

TYFYS, as always.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

do you have dan's number?

 

[BudDickman]

So is Joe supposed to be like a reference retard against which Pat is being measured?

 

[FezFuckedBabyLove]

do you have dan's number?

pal if i needed rubber dog shit id call spencers gifts...

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I'll have you know dan's the distributor of rubber dog shit to all 600+ Spencer's Gifts, it's made of the highest quality pharmaceutical grade silicone.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

pal if i needed rubber dog shit id call spencers gifts...

This is why you’re my favorite.

I was worried there wouldn’t be a picture of drugs to scare Rick with. Obviously you never disappoint. The joe text at the end is the cherry on top of Ricks shit Sunday, as always. TYFYS.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

HOWLING from this thread

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I do wonder if Rick realizes SpaceEdge, FFBL, and Boomia are different people or if he just assumes it's one person with multiple personalities that spans a vast range of spelling proficiencies.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I do wonder if Rick realizes SpaceEdge, FFBL, and Boomia are different people or if he just assumes it's one person with multiple personalities that spans a vast range of spelling proficiencies.

He changes what he says to fit whatever sympathy dopamine he needs. Actual, pussy voiced, coward Rick? He knows there’s multiple people. I mentioned the drugs shit scares him because he doesn’t do drugs. So he’s afraid a doper will actually come to his house and try and kill him. He doesn’t get FFBL is just sitting on a couch or motel bed in a coma after. You can tell because he has full on conversations with boomia (where he even references his kids when he realizes it’s him) and SE. He’s genuinely afraid of FFBL. He’d tell you if he wasn’t.

 

[Brooke Shields]

FezFuckedBabyLove finding out he's one of Boomia's personalities:

 

[guest]

Jesus our resident junkie is hilarious.

 

[SFWA liaison]

can the feds please hurry up with the prison saga? I'm bored, the most exciting thing we've got going is an illegal fence

 

[Harry Powell]

Maybe My all time favorite bit.

Pat’s entire tough guy persona is based on him being a cool rebel who is slightly more outside of society’s norms than the faggots and nerds he interacts with.

Well, where’s Tough Guy Tomlinson when confronted with someone who has nothing to lose and truly exists completely outside of society? Who has no fear of prison?

You know faggot Pat has never done drugs. He must be confused and terrified by the foilies.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I'm still not convinced that's not just a dog turd on tin foil, but either way I'm all in.

 

[handsomeblue]

Solid work, that reddit user is the only white man he'd consider grinding into pepperoni, so I hear.
FezFuckedBabyLove coming out of a nod to critique fat faggots with bitch tits:

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]