In high school, did they teach you how to finger your asshole?

[guest]

I was just fingering my asshole and I think I may have cut myself with my fingernails. Should I use a fist instead?

If only I had received the [URL='https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd7_J0kEjGw']proper instruction.[/URL]

 

[Sue Lightning]

(((They))) don’t want you to stick a finger up your ass. They know the button to unlock your third eye is in there.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Yes but it was in the gym teachers office and I was the only student in the class

 

[Phish]

Our sex ed was perfectly normal and positive. Our gym teacher just taught us about the dangers of having sex with random strangers and how the female reproductive system works and how we make sperm and shit like that. He didnt like, give us pointers on how to rub our balls when we jerk off or anything weird. It was completely clinical. Im failing to see the part where that wasnt good enough? Why did we need to change it in the first place? Fucking weirdos…

 

[guest]

(((They))) don’t want you to stick a finger up your ass. They know the button to unlock your third eye is in there.

You're a wonderful gal. To kill (((Zem))) is vunderbarr!

 

[CuntFucker]

didn't read post but no they didn't, when my teenage gf many eons ago first buttblasted me I came so hard I almost died

 

[AntSucks]

I once stuck my finger up my asshole and I couldn't get the smell of shit out of it until I cut my nail and washed with soap 2 or 3 times. That's not to say there aren't cleaner assholes out there, but I think its safe to assume that anal fiends have just desensitized themselves to the smell of shit. And that's why they don't understand why they are shunned from society.

 

[CuntFucker]

I once stuck my finger up my asshole

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Yes but it was in the gym teachers office and I was the only student in the class

I had that class, too. Second only to Naked Picture Day for worst part of kindergarten.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yes but it was in the gym teachers office and I was the only student in the class

You were homeschooled?

 

[gassers]

Yes but it was in the gym teachers office and I was the only student in the class

You were homeschooled?

Line of the day. Sir.