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Boy I tell ya, there's so many fags and mexicans here you'd think I was in JOHN DENVER, folks.
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At least it's not John Daker.Boy I tell ya, there's so many fags and mexicans here you'd think I was in JOHN DENVER, folks.
They're fine, I've seen mountains before. Ya ask me? A mountain is just a large hill.Are the rocky mountains as rocky as you always imagined or are they about as rocky as the smokey mountains but less smokey?
I'm not sure. I'm in a pretty rotten mood but that's because I'm in Denver, not necessarily because of the thinness of the air.Has the altitude affected you at all or is that just some bullshit those fags make up so they can feel special?
You've sat on mountains before.They're fine, I've seen mountains before.
I hope you have to go to Denver one day, you little smartass weirdoYou've sat on mountains before.
That taco bell is weird. It's like they put a taco bell in a retail space then only bothered to use the from half. Though I also had a dude offer me a hit if his joint waiting for a bus right on the mall and had a homeless guy offer me a swig of his vodka on a bus at like 5 in the afternoon. So you take the good with the badBe careful you don't stabbed to death on 16th Street Mall.
Seriously though, there's lots of deranged homeless in Denver. The Taco Bell has armed security because of all the riff raff.
The rest is for the armory.That taco bell is weird. It's like they put a taco bell in a retail space then only bothered to use the from half.
I say if a mountain ain't Appalachian or Blue Ridge, then who gives a shit. That goes for the Himalayas too. Oh ok I have to hire a wind-burnt chink to help me up the mountain? Yeah I'll definitely do that..... not.Eight hour drive away. Might take in a Rockies game this season. Wonder how an entire mountain range plays baseball, so I'm really looking forward to it!
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Ain't never heard of the Himalayas. They play independent baseball or something?I say if a mountain ain't Appalachian or Blue Ridge, then who gives a shit. That goes for the Himalayas too. Oh ok I have to hire a wind-burnt chink to help me up the mountain? Yeah I'll definitely do that..... not.
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