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In Denver for the first time

Dummy Gaynuts

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Are the rocky mountains as rocky as you always imagined or are they about as rocky as the smokey mountains but less smokey?
They're fine, I've seen mountains before. Ya ask me? A mountain is just a large hill.

Has the altitude affected you at all or is that just some bullshit those fags make up so they can feel special?
I'm not sure. I'm in a pretty rotten mood but that's because I'm in Denver, not necessarily because of the thinness of the air.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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Be careful you don't stabbed to death on 16th Street Mall.

Seriously though, there's lots of deranged homeless in Denver. The Taco Bell has armed security because of all the riff raff.
That taco bell is weird. It's like they put a taco bell in a retail space then only bothered to use the from half. Though I also had a dude offer me a hit if his joint waiting for a bus right on the mall and had a homeless guy offer me a swig of his vodka on a bus at like 5 in the afternoon. So you take the good with the bad
 

Dummy Gaynuts

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Eight hour drive away. Might take in a Rockies game this season. Wonder how an entire mountain range plays baseball, so I'm really looking forward to it!
I say if a mountain ain't Appalachian or Blue Ridge, then who gives a shit. That goes for the Himalayas too. Oh ok I have to hire a wind-burnt chink to help me up the mountain? Yeah I'll definitely do that..... not.
 

Uncle Floyd

СМЕРть Шпионам
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I say if a mountain ain't Appalachian or Blue Ridge, then who gives a shit. That goes for the Himalayas too. Oh ok I have to hire a wind-burnt chink to help me up the mountain? Yeah I'll definitely do that..... not.
Ain't never heard of the Himalayas. They play independent baseball or something?

I say if you needed someone to help you climb a mountain, did you really even climb it at all? Nice $30,000 hiking trip to get frostbite and a lame story, stupid.
 

1073waaf

The ONLY station that REALLY ROCKS!
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WWAWD Denver the Last Dinosaur?
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