In "Conclave," the Pope they elect is intersex. That's the big twist

[Mick_Mickerson]

It seems like it'll be harder nowadays to have a movie based around a twist. For example, Sixth Sense would be way harder to pull off today.

 

[JamesJCrowe]

Intersex? What is that, like a hermaphrodite? Can the pope fuck itself? I might have to see this film.

 

[Cuphead]

I don't even know what that means

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Intersex? What is that, like a hermaphrodite? Can the pope fuck itself? I might have to see this film.

Exactly that, some trannies got offended by the word hermaphrodite so they made up a new one that will be offensive in 20 years

 

[Turry Fawks]

It's not enough for him to be a shameless heretic? They've still gotta spice it up?

 

[Rick Roblinson]

How do they reveal it? The Pope opens robes and has a pussy but with a giant clit and balls that would make Jim Norton let out an audible sigh in the movie theater?

 

[captain_kamala]

It's rated pg. Good for kiddies.

 

[Mass.gov]

It's rated pg. Good for kiddies.

Granny Guise is ...Mrs Doubtfire etc (according to them)

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

It's rated pg. Good for kiddies.

in the book, the new pope is from a small village in the Phillipines and his parents just raised him as male and he never knew about his condition. He just learned about it after being examined by a doctor after a bombing... so it's not exactly a drag queen story hour type of deal

 

[Jenna]

Shortly before Benitez's election is announced, Lawrence is informed that the late pope had paid for Benitez to visit a gender reassignment clinic – news that would force Benitez to step down if made public. He confronts Benitez, who explains that he is intersex, with a penis, uterus, and ovaries. Benitez chose to keep his female organs, as "I am as God made me."

Sounds reasonable to me

 

[LiberalPussy]

: I’m filling up…

 

[Brooke Shields]

How do they reveal it? The Pope opens robes and has a pussy but with a giant clit and balls that would make Jim Norton let out an audible sigh in the movie theater?

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

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[Mick_Mickerson]

Actually, I just realized this could be a spoiler, so spoiler alert

Although, not really because the end of the movie straight up says it

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I went to see Am I Racist? And a preview for this played and I turned to my husband and said "all these new movies seem gay AF and I don't wanna see any of them"


Everyone clapped

 

[johnnynoname]

i'm intersex too............



....................WITH WOMEN!!!!!!

 

[johnnynoname]

...................................................because I'M STRAIGHT

 

[Dog Eater]

...................................................because I'M STRAIGHT

Straightest fucken guy here.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

In the movie Foul Play with Chevy Chase, the big climax is stopping the Pope being killed.

A character that has not been introduced to the audience and whose death can only be regarded as low stakes.

I'm sorry, but it is objectively a bad movie.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Did anyone end up seeing it? The cast looks awesome