In addition to the TV gig, he apparently is working on a new book/screenplay as well

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Personally, I think he's lying about all of it. He's mentioned new projects and TV gigs before and nothing has come from them.

"Plot will follow." If it's real, I'm sure it will be a real winner like everything else you've done, and I'm fairly certain that your agent dropped you. I think he's loying guys.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Will this one feature badass minorites, snarky quick witted heroines and pedophilia as well?

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

This is the fattest thing I've ever read.

 

[stealthygeek]

I know it's early but people are saying this could be the next "Herd Immunity."

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This is what, the 8th or 9th “new project” this year? All on spec of course. He doesn’t get the hint that his work is shit and doesn’t sell.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

1. Come up with title
2. Tweet title to followers
3. Come up with plot

 

[Gay Faggot.]

1. Come up with title
2. Tweet title to followers
3. Come up with plot

4. ???
5. Profit

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I wish he was working on tying a slipknot in an extension cord.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Let me guess... he posted this even though no one asked him. What's the point of saying anything before it's at least mostly finished? Usually people try to avoid doing that. "I am an author, children. I am special and creative. I just wanted everyone to know that."

"nibble around"

Always with the food and the eating

 

[analeggsalad]

>plot

you've abandoned your child. You've abandoned your girl

 

[Stent]

I have an idea and a title, my agent is definitely running around asking others for funding for me to do more than this. That's how this industry works.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Hes a regular Hank Foody from Fattyfornication. His agent is (Disg)runtled with him. Ah-boo.

 

[fricklefrackle]

His lack of self-awareness or embarrassment for having the need to share every little detail of all the boring minutiae that compromises his life always leaves me speechless.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

I hate him.

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

He's up to six likes now, get your agent to renegotiate those contracts fatty! demand is through the roof!

 

[EraGodless]

Personally, I think he's lying about all of it. He's mentioned new projects and TV gigs before and nothing has come from them.

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"Plot will follow." If it's real, I'm sure it will be a real winner like everything else you've done, and I'm fairly certain that your agent dropped you. I think he's loying guys.

Herd Immunity, child.

This is 100% bullshit that he has told Nikki so he can avoid telling her about the financial Sarlacc pit that he has put them in.

 

[Mikekeke]

It's always great to pick a title and build a plot around it instead of starting with an interesting idea and coming up with a great title after you know what the story is actually about.

 

[guest]

Such a fraud.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Minor update, some advice from our writing-on-spec author.

I love how none of his books have earned their advances back and he still thinks he has the standing to lecture other people on how to write.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Racking up those single digit likes!

I am sure that Stephen King endlessly tweets about "the process" to a disinterested following as well. This forum has more regular readers than anything he's ever written, and half our readers are from The Fat Pack, who never even read his slop (outside of Pedo Paul, who misinterpreted it as comedy because of its poor construction).