In 24 hours, all you stupid little baby childs will bear witness to the Reckoning.

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

How will you want to be executed?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hush little stupid baby child, don't say a word. Patty is gonna buy you a noose.

 

[ActionJackson]

How will you want to be executed?

I'll take the gas chamber, AKA Niki's vagina.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

How will you want to be executed?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hush little stupid baby child, don't say a word. Patty is gonna buy you a noose.

I am the gnaw!

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I’m not a published author (or am I?) but shouldn’t it be the Patrickening?

 

[stealthygeek]

Couple of weeks ago a high school budday sent me some screenshots of an IG DM convo he had with the wrestler Virgil (of Lonely Virgil fame). Virgil was the first person to go up against Yokozuna at a PPV event so my friend was asking about him. In case you aren't a fag, Yokozuna's whole bit was that he was a Sumo Wrestler (fat guy!). Yoko's finishing was called the Banzai where he would jump off the top rope and sit on his opponent with the full force of his obesity. Anyways according to Virgil while he would let up on all the superstars he pulled that move on but he apparently got a kick out of doing the real deal to helpless jobbers.

Not a great story but my point is that when I hear of Pat doling out death sentences, the first image that comes mind is an obese Samoan larping as a Japanese Sumo Wrestler whose most devastating move is to violently sit on you because of how incredibly fat he is.

 

[Porkys]

Nope not going, not spending one minute in jail. Judge says life w/o parole? Dont care. That's on you judge, you can take the time for yourself. Not gonna happen.