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Yeah Betsy is significantly fatter than Patrick, but the big question is how much of an alcoholic she is. Those beer-and-brats shits have gotta to be something malicious.
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Rick hasn’t had a solid shit in years. At least since Ade. Probably before. If you’re drinking heavily you can’t have nice clean dumps to be proud of. Just liquid, off colored streaks at best. Glad I took the time away from eating to write this.
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Nine votes apiece! This poll is really fat-neck-in-neck.
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Gonna have to go with Betsy on this one. Lord knows how many niggers she's allowed to pozz her ass in exchange for Ihop.
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I think MM Schill puts them both to shame
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That hambeast takes shits that would make a grizzly run in terror
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Betsy has to make shits the diameter of family sized soup cans that break up easy, Pat is a bowl clogger to the extent of being one of the many strains on his marriage
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I gotta go Big Betsy. Fats a drunk, so every shit is a violent affair where his ankles are sliding around on the floor and the ab muscles buried under his gut contract with each volatile expulsion of dehydrated, liquid, feces. There's solid pieces but they end up as floaters in a cloudy sea of yellow.
Betsy is likely dropping hammers. She strikes me as the kinda gal that's put away her share of quesaritos and crunchwrap Supremes over the years. Thick logs, but she needs to use wipes, because otherwise it's like trying to get peanut butter out of your ass crack. Lord help you if she stays over and you only have a pitiful roll of Scott's in your bathroom cuz half that things gonna be gone once she gives it a resto.
Betsy is likely dropping hammers. She strikes me as the kinda gal that's put away her share of quesaritos and crunchwrap Supremes over the years. Thick logs, but she needs to use wipes, because otherwise it's like trying to get peanut butter out of your ass crack. Lord help you if she stays over and you only have a pitiful roll of Scott's in your bathroom cuz half that things gonna be gone once she gives it a resto.