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Imagine waking up every day knowing that another man stole your entire family
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That the least of his problems. He has no job, he has no skills, he's in a shame marriage. His life has zero purpose other then twitter.
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He goes to absurd lengths to not think about it while simultaneously doing everything in his power to compensate for the legendary cucking that he received
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I'd be ashamed too if I were married to that sunglass-wearing rhombus fridge. Woof.
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His problem lies in the fact that it wasn't the wake up call he needed to start acting like an actual adult. Instead he experienced a small modicum of success being a sci fi "writer," and eventually had a tweet go viral and that was enough to push him past the point of no return.
Since then, it's been all downhill from there with days full of bad food, alcohol, children's toys, Twitter, and a disaster lawsuit that cost him $100,000+.
Sure, he still writes, but no one seems to read.
Sure, he still tweets, but no one seems to notice.
Sure, he's still alive, but no one seems to care.
Since then, it's been all downhill from there with days full of bad food, alcohol, children's toys, Twitter, and a disaster lawsuit that cost him $100,000+.
Sure, he still writes, but no one seems to read.
Sure, he still tweets, but no one seems to notice.
Sure, he's still alive, but no one seems to care.
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He is still in a post-cucking haze 10 years later. It is the reason why he seems to have no shame about any the embarrassing things that happen to him constantly and why he always has a vacant, dead-eyed stare. He is a hollowed out shell of a man, filled with blubber.
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That really was the peak of his life. It's why he was so full of it when we first discovered him. He felt like he could do no wrong and take on the trolls and win.
How'd that work out for you, fatso?
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One of my favorite reddit guy text exchanges is Pat replying, "My wife is not 'boxy.'"
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I think PCJ was the ignition for his hatred of white Alpha chads.
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That bitch is so boxy if she was at a FedEx facility they’d put a shipping label on her and load her in a delivery truck.
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The hangover and watery shits override any thoughts first thing in the morning
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Imagine knowing deep down you’re nothing but a beta cuckold. A literal cuck laughingstock.
Even though he’s a delusional narcissist and a pants-shitting retard, somewhere in his spherical empty head it has to register to Fat Pat that he’ll always be a cuck loser. That must be where his “literal tough guy” coping mechanism comes from. Sadly for him, nobody believes it.
Even though he’s a delusional narcissist and a pants-shitting retard, somewhere in his spherical empty head it has to register to Fat Pat that he’ll always be a cuck loser. That must be where his “literal tough guy” coping mechanism comes from. Sadly for him, nobody believes it.
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If it was anyone else you'd feel deep sympathy. What a humiliating thing to happen to someone. And the added salt on the wound knowing your usurper has a much much larger penis than you and was able to sire sons to continue his name.
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Imagine being the literal definition of Dunning-Kruger, and babbling all sorts of shit to a fake reporter on five separate occasions.
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My favorite ever Patty exchange was when somebody on Reddit said "I'm fucking Niki. She ghosts my post" and pig responded "No, child. She doesn't".
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Probably one reason he starts drinking so early and why he drinks so much. To try a forget what a shitty father he is. Also why he is such a piece of shit on twitter. He wants to call out others in hopes nobody calls him out on his dark secrets. Of course nobody would know any of his dark secrets if he didnt post everything on the internet. Now the horse is out of the barn and running up the street.
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The best part is that Ade is completely over him and he’s still in that post divorce phase where you’re still bitterly angry. She’s thought about him only once in the past ten years and that’s because one of our fellow lunatics called her up to talk about it.
Die very fat about it, fatty.
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"No more calls about that Patrick guy. I don't even know who that is."