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Imagine responding like this to somebody who bought your book
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He's being pissy because he knows a) she'll never finish it. No one ever has. b) she'll never buy another one of his books. No one ever does.
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c) She's already friendzoned Patrick's creepy ass
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Why does this bitch have a mask in 2020? Viral outbreak at the *checks twitter notes like fat faggot Patrick S Tomlinson* gamer asylum?
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That's actually pretty funny for Patrick!
I like Catty Pat!
I like Catty Pat!
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She didnt even buy that one. He sent that book for free to a handful of people hoping to get a some reviews/publicity.
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Has this fat idiot ever said thank you to anybody in his fat life?
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No, child.
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I think Josiah, ironically enough.
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"Patrick S Tomlinson, Notable Human Being speaking - how can I help you?"
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Is this the podcast he was on where he grabbed the book out of the girl's hand because he didn't think she was explaining it correctly?Reminder:
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He’s still got a deep rage burning because of this. That’s why he responded like a cunt. Also he’s a cunt so that has something to do with it.Reminder:
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He can never ever show genuine vulnerability, to the extent that he can’t just say “thanks for your support, hope you like the book!”
everything has to be “snarky” and arrogant. Hopefully he has a terrible day today and is grievously injured.
everything has to be “snarky” and arrogant. Hopefully he has a terrible day today and is grievously injured.
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I've never wished harder for someone to get an extremely aggressive cancer.
He'd be even more insufferable if I got my wish. He'd be on Twitter even more than he is now, constantly talking about his cancer, soaking up all the sympathy and well wishes while simultaneously pretending like he's masculine tough guy that's totally not scared.
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The way he answers his call on Josiah I because he knew who was on the other end and wanted to appear sympathetic will never not be funny
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Like he has any room to poke at anyone else when he has that filthy run down half hovel with a fart couch and piss stained floors. He deserves everything and more. What a fat asshole that also happens to be fat
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this guy hated rick within 2 mins of meeting him. many such cases.