Imagine actually going to prison for thjs

[smashthafunk]

“What you in for?”

“Got popped for some felony telephone harassment. I’m looking at four years, maybe can get it down to nine months with good behavior.”

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

You won't have to imagine it, stlaker.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Those are your delusions again.

 

[Meownaw]

If Killa Kuhn gets parole in 5 years he will have so much catching up to do.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Sorry, murderers and child rapists. Supermax is full. We just hauled in a bunch of real bad apples who were caught laughing at a pig.. You'll just have to go back out on the streets where you belong.

 

[guest]

If Killa Kuhn gets parole in 5 years he will have so much catching up to do.

If this place is alive and well in 5 years (lord willing!) I have faith that he will find his way back here to see if he is remembered. He will probably then see Qadans Comedy Collection and then hang himself.

 

[CruisinColin]

"I used text messages to pretend that I was a lizard man. Using this persona, I kind of bothered a guy a bit."

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

The other prison gangs will have to watch out, lest they find their bunks short-sheeted and their families facebook pages consumed by scat pictures and arguments over 90s TV actresses. Nobody fucks with the Rascals/Pests/Skip-Skop Scallywags (I can only assume there will be an immediate and violent schism over the name)

 

[guest]

"I used text messages to pretend that I was a lizard man. Using this persona, I kind of bothered a guy a bit."

The Lizard King will run that motherfuckin’ cell block yo. The commissary king will sleep on a throne of tuna and oodles of noodles, B!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Felony toilet impersonating gets you 8-10 years, child.

 

[captain_kamala]

dan's gonna put money on my books

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

Nice jumpsuit, stupid.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Felony toilet impersonating gets you 8-10 years, child.

That is not what you are going to prison for atalker. You are going to prison for the litany of crimes committed against me and my family. Impersonating my toilet is the least of your crimes

 

[The Greaseman]

When we're in prison you motherfuckers had better not put too many onions in the sauce.

 

[guest]

When we're in prison you motherfuckers had better not put too many onions in the sauce.

I got a system for the garlic, it's a good system.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

If Killa Kuhn gets parole in 5 years he will have so much catching up to do.

He better spill the beans about that fucked up nose of his too

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Nah nigga he wit da brothamen, you don' wanna fuck wit him. You know my bitch on da outside who let me fart in her pussy? Dey made so many songs an pictures of her gay roommate fat nigga went crazy.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

The other prison gangs will have to watch out, lest they find their bunks short-sheeted and their families facebook pages consumed by scat pictures and arguments over 90s TV actresses. Nobody fucks with the Rascals/Pests/Skip-Skop Scallywags (I can only assume there will be an immediate and violent schism over the name)

"Yo, who you wit?"
"Well, I'm a Ricci Ryda, a Lucymaniac, a Based Bellucci Boy... uh let's see now..."

 

[fricklefrackle]

I'm doing a 6 year bid for impersonating a dilapidated fence.

 

[SensibleKeks]