I'm watching 'all quiet on the western front' with someone who won't stop talking

[Dummy Gaynuts]

You really haven't seen a movie until you've watched it while someone describes out loud what's occuring in every scene

 

[guest]

Put your cock in their mouth

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Put your cock in their mouth

I'd rather smash my cup of tea over the loony old bitch's head

 

[aRTie02150]

Shut it off and look the person and say "ok, tell me what happens. I don't need the visual representation."

 

[CumiaPoodle]

You really haven't seen a movie until you've watched it while someone describes out loud what's occuring in every scene

I have a friend like this. He will literally fucking quote the movie as it’s happening then tell you what’s going be the next plot point. Also chews with his mouth open every time he eats. Everyone I know hates him.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I have a friend like this. He will literally fucking quote the movie as it’s happening then tell you what’s going be the next plot point. Also chews with his mouth open every time he eats. Everyone I know hates him.

This stupid bitch has never even seen this movie before. She's literally describing what's happening in every scene as three other people also try to watch this movie for the first time

 

[guest]

This stupid bitch has never even seen this movie before. She's literally describing what's happening in every scene as three other people also try to watch this movie for the first time

Who's da old bitch?

 

[CumiaPoodle]

This stupid bitch has never even seen this movie before. She's literally describing what's happening in every scene as three other people also try to watch this movie for the first time

Are you banging her or banging someone related to her that you have to suffer this retarded cunts nonsense?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

"He's dead. He's gotta be dead. After that, he's gotta be dead. Yeah. He's dead. Definitely. Yup. He's dead. Told ya."

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Who's da old bitch?

Are you banging her or banging someone related to her that you have to suffer this retarded cunts nonsense?

Stepmom. I love her but she ruins every single tv show or movie

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Stepmom. I love her but she ruins every single tv show or movie

Ahhh yeah you just gotta power through the shit. Or maybe next time she’s watching a movie sing the alphabet until she asks you to stop. Then ask her if she finds it annoying

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

I'd rather smash my cup of tea over the loony old bitch's head

Be nice to your mom if you want to keep living in the basement.

 

[guest]

Stepmom. I love her but she ruins every single tv show or movie

Age

 

[Jack_Horner]

Women ruin movies

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Age

Old

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Be nice to your mom if you want to keep living in the basement.

He said STEP mom

 

[aRTie02150]

Women ruin movies

It's incredible really.

 

[guest]

I have a friend like this. He will literally fucking quote the movie as it’s happening then tell you what’s going be the next plot point. Also chews with his mouth open every time he eats. Everyone I know hates him.

Why don't you?

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Why don't you?

Everybody needs someone, sometimes.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Shut it off and look the person and say "ok, tell me what happens. I don't need the visual representation."

Or just shut it off and look at said person, without saying anything. Just looking at them
in an uncomfortable silence.