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I’m thinking about cutting lifting weights and picking up swimming

RedHeadpw2

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Smart move for a guy with the bone density of an 80 year old. Those young bucks at the dojo would just crumple you up again.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Ain't no such thing as half-fucked butts
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Greg Louganis all up in your anus.

He's gay and has AIDS and that's why it was a big deal when he smashed his head open that one time. My dad told me that. He didn't say that directly, but that's what he was getting at.
 

Jizz

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I fawking love to swim, I joined a gym with an indoor pool. Hate those skinny people who want to do laps and act like they own the place. Us fat dudes just like to swim slow with our swim noodles!

ME:

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