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I'm sure he's lying about the swatting. But if he's not, I feel kinda bad that Niki was the victim of it.

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If anyone is really swatting him, you're getting into some very dangerous territory.

I'd advice, for your own good, to stop. Plus it doesn't really reflect well on everyone else who trolls Rick...
I think it's Null...
 

DanMullen'sRetardedNephew

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If anyone is really swatting him, you're getting into some very dangerous territory.

I'd advice, for your own good, to stop. Plus it doesn't really reflect well on everyone else who trolls Rick...
If he is being swatted I honestly doubt that the pricks responsible are reading here. We've been in the Patposting business for nearly five years now (with some breaks), and the swatting shit only started around a month ago.
My bet is that it's the same people who swatted Ethan Ralph a bunch of times. Ralph had to move to a new mystery location to get it to stop. If Pat's telling the truth about this second attempt, then I feel that it's only the beginning.
 

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If he is being swatted I honestly doubt that the pricks responsible are reading here. We've been in the Patposting business for nearly five years now (with some breaks), and the swatting shit only started around a month ago.
My bet is that it's the same people who swatted Ethan Ralph a bunch of times. Ralph had to move to a new mystery location to get it to stop. If Pat's telling the truth about this second attempt, then I feel that it's only the beginning.
It’s some kiwi lurker for sure, if not someone who’s trying to get KF shut down. SWATing people has never been our MO, especially since we wouldn’t even be able to see it. I no longer feel bad for the pig over his one, comparable SWAT. He’s such a fucking faggot about it. I still think it’s wrong and whoever’s doing it is a bigger faggot than Rick. The contact forms bit, like all of our bits, is just an evolution the pests have made for the modern day. Billboards, Facebook raids, prank callers, that’s all out. We’ve adapted our tactics.
 

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Swatting is corny anyway. It's low-effort and lacks finesse and technique. It's beneath this place.

Now, on the other hand, Pattexting, Nikiposting, and faxing pictures to Hooligan's of Pig fellating Trump deserve all the ribs they get.
Civilians just don't understand the craft. It's not just Pat with Trump's cock in his mouth: it's that extra-retarded expression, it's the prominent teeth, it's Trump's mostly obscured smug mug. It's a symphony.

edit: moved apostrophe, because I accept that my writing isn't always perfect the first time.
 
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My criminal Nazi cyberatalkers who are so obsessed with every move I make in my life didn't know I was out of town when they SWATTeD me this fourth and fifth time, child.
At this point if you still think Pat's not pulling this shit himself I have a vibrating egg you stick your dick in to sell you.
 

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It’s some kiwi lurker for sure, if not someone who’s trying to get KF shut down. SWATing people has never been our MO, especially since we wouldn’t even be able to see it. I no longer feel bad for the pig over his one, comparable SWAT. He’s such a fucking faggot about it. I still think it’s wrong and whoever’s doing it is a bigger faggot than Rick. The contact forms bit, like all of our bits, is just an evolution the pests have made for the modern day. Billboards, Facebook raids, prank callers, that’s all out. We’ve adapted our tactics.
Thats where Im at. Someone saw him as an easy mark on kiwi, is my best guess. If the stars didnt align where a neighbor recorded him there would be nothing to laugh at with him getting swatted. Just like the other times he claims he was swatted. No payoff. It just lacks creativity and humor to swat him. This place had rascals for a year trying to get to the bottom of his "pepperoni swatting" that turned out to be something different than he claimed. This place does more investigating for pat on ourselves than him and the police ever did. Id imagine most rascals wouldnt take to kindly if it was discovered that someone from here actually was doing that. They would most likely get doxxed by the group and then laughed at as they got in trouble for it.
 

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16, dick, telephone but wouldn't the police be interested in putting an end to The Mad Swatter's nefarious crimes and waste of public resources? Why haven't they found a way to track this scoundrel?

From hearing about a few of the other incidents, I guess they are using some kind of automated system to make the report to the police. Using a throwaway number so it just deadends there. Im not sure if that is actually possible but The Quartering tried to explain some of the details that him and Pool were dealing with at the time.

Seems like a really shitty bit if ya ask me. All this swatting talk is getting in the way of laughing at pat sitting alone at book signings or the hotel bar.
 
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