• Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators.

    DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:

    [email protected]

I'm sucking Tulip's feminine penis right now. Jealous, atalkers?

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
Forum Clout
65,437
all it takes is one day to be out of the loop

So what number tranny that pat wants to fuck is this?
 

Uncle Floyd

Nice try, Floyd.
Forum Clout
36,867
My cousin was a landscaper and said, "Hey, you want to make $50 an hour planting tulips?"

High school me said, "Fuck yeah," thinking he had some gardening contact through the landscaping gig.

"Plant two lips on my dick!" he howled and howled and thirty years later I can still remember the shame of sucking my cousin's dick for an hour...
 
Top