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Pat wishes he could afford to live in those heavily blue hipster cities like portland. He is stuck in a midwest time warp where he thinks meeting a gay is like finding a four leaf clover.If he’s such a big successful author he should be able to live anywhere! Oh right, him and his wife are retards and needs her mom to provide.
I don’t know if it’s he’s just a massive piece of shit or has the worst case of autism in history. He calls her his “second wife” which I’ve never heard anyone remarried say.Jesus Christ, could he be any more disrespectful to Niki? Still bringing up his ex-wife a decade fucking later? I hope she has a nice fat life insurance policy on his pig ass.
It's either a sham marriage and she doesn't care, or she has zero self esteem. No self respecting spouse would tolerate shit like this without having a coming to god talk with this asshole. But she sticks around, so oh well.I don’t know if it’s he’s just a massive piece of shit or has the worst case of autism in history. He calls her his “second wife” which I’ve never heard anyone remarried say.
He bitches about the snow, then proceeds to talk about how it makes him a tough guy for living in a cold state. He’s an insufferable teenage girl. Fuck him and his miserable life.He bitches about the snow every year. Shut up pat and get out there and shovel the front of the house.
A tough guy who spends his life tweeting under a pink blanket. I bet Niki does the shoveling.He bitches about the snow, then proceeds to talk about how it makes him a tough guy for living in a cold state. He’s an insufferable teenage girl. Fuck him and his miserable life.
She is more autistic than Rick. There are maybe one or two pictures where she does not appear blatantly autistic. She simply has no concept of how rude Rick is to her. Rick is slightly less autistic so it’s easy for him to get away with this shit. Her mother is normal and is happy to profit off/pawn her retard daughter off on someone. It’s why he’s not invited to thanksgiving. He’s a convenience, but she’s not dealing with 2 retards any more than she has to.It's either a sham marriage and she doesn't care, or she has zero self esteem. No self respecting spouse would tolerate shit like this without having a coming to god talk with this asshole. But she sticks around, so oh well.
I’m starting to think this is the case, she’s always been “quirky” which is a nice way to say autistic. She was the tomboy growing up and still dresses like a teenage boy in her 40s. I think she’s a lesbian but doesn’t understand it due to being so autistic. It’s like that movie The Other Sister.She is more autistic than Rick. There are maybe one or two pictures where she does not appear blatantly autistic. She simply has no concept of how rude Rick is to her. Rick is slightly less autistic so it’s easy for him to get away with this shit. Her mother is normal and is happy to profit off/pawn her retard daughter off on someone. It’s why he’s not invited to thanksgiving. He’s a convenience, but she’s not dealing with 2 retards any more than she has to.
And his brother is his "little brother." He needs to give his little digs anywhere he can.I don’t know if it’s he’s just a massive piece of shit or has the worst case of autism in history. He calls her his “second wife” which I’ve never heard anyone remarried say.
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