Im really worried im not going to win the lottery tonight, can someone comfort me?

[soulbrotherman#1]

So sometimes I like to go buy a pack of smokes and I'll get 2 lottery tickets, 1 random and 1 that I chose by using a random number app.

Anyways I go in to buy my stuff, tell the guy I want two tickets one random and one I'll chose but I left my phone in the car! I texted myself the numbers! And I don't want to walk out to my phone it's already humiliating enough that I'm buying the tickets.

So long shory stort I'm really worried that my numbers I should've played will end up winning tonight. And i think i may have to kill myself if that happens.
Please convince me there was never any chance anyways.

Number(s): 15, 37, 11, 49, 53
10

 

[not that Jack Horner]

So sometimes I like to go buy a pack of smokes and I'll get 2 lottery tickets, 1 random and 1 that I chose by using a random number app.

Anyways I go in to buy my stuff, tell the guy I want two tickets one random and one I'll chose but I left my phone in the car! I texted myself the numbers! And I don't want to walk out to my phone it's already humiliating enough that I'm buying the tickets.

So long shory stort I'm really worried that my numbers I should've played will end up winning tonight. And i think i may have to kill myself if that happens.
Please convince me there was never any chance anyways.

Number(s): 15, 37, 11, 49, 53
10

go buy another ticket you idiot

 

[RobertMewler]

go buy another ticket you idiot

He might be superstitious and can't buy more than two tickets each drawing. One is random, one is selective. He's got his methods!

 

[not that Jack Horner]

He might be superstitious and can't buy more than two tickets each drawing. One is random, one is selective. He's got his methods!

first off, its not gambling i you got a system. second off you gotta play to win

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If the numbers you meant to play end up winning you should absolutely kill yourself. I would. But I don't gamble. It's like the one vice I don't have.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

none of these replies are helping

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

none of these replies are helping

You know what might make you feel better, sport? Some good old fashioned autoerotic asphyxiation.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

You can all suck my balls

I have to flip a quarter 70 times and get heads once, 5 times in a row. And then get a 1/25 power ball flip after that.

I'm not getting that you homos, fuck you for making me worry on a weekend