I'm Patrick's hetero life partner Adam "Rakdaddy" Rakunas, ask me anything!

[guest]

Look forward to answering your questions!

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Why is your friend so convinced he’s the smartest toughest sexiest boy ever, when he’s a repugnant, low intelligence disgusting fat pig?

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Is Pat really an Old Testament Sex God?

 

[Raymond]

Why are you so gay, Adam?

 

[guest]

Is Pat really an Old Testament Sex God?

Sorry guys, what happens between two 40 year old men in a shared hotel bedroom at a toy convention STAYS in that shared hotel bedroom.

 

[guest]

Why are you so gay, Adam?

Why am I so happy? Because I'm living my dream: writing mediocre scifi books that nobody cares about.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Is your last name pronounced Raccoon-ass?

 

[guest]

Why is your friend so convinced he’s the smartest toughest sexiest boy ever, when he’s a repugnant, low intelligence disgusting fat pig?

Patrick has you all fooled. He's actually a swell guy in person. We are creatives and hence we need to entertain civilians with our wacky and exaggerated personalities on social media.

 

[NoBacon]

Why is your friend so convinced he’s the smartest toughest sexiest boy ever, when he’s a repugnant, low intelligence disgusting fat pig?

ANSWER THE MANS QUESTION!

 

[guest]

Is your last name pronounced Raccoon-ass?

No, it is pronounced Rah-KOO-anus

 

[peckafacce]

What does cum taste like?

 

[guest]

What does cum taste like?

I like it when the guy eats pineapple first. Makes it sweeter.

 

[Coonskin]

Patrick is fat, correct?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

ANSWER THE MANS QUESTION!

Thank you good sir. He just skirted that shit. Patty is a fat disgusting pig and he knows it

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Patrick has you all fooled. He's actually a swell guy in person. We are creatives and hence we need to entertain civilians with our wacky and exaggerated personalities on social media.

I don’t think that’s true. I’ve met Stephen King. He’s not a repugnant dickhead online.

 

[Raymond]

Thanks for the reply, Adam. Two follow-ups:

How come you picked the handle Rakdaddy instead of Addydaddy?

How bad does Pigtrick smell?

 

[fusciasomething]

Why do you look like a retarded Dennis Reynolds?

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Why have you not killed yourself for going out in the world as 'Rakdaddy'?

 

[Harry Powell]

I like it when the guy eats pineapple first. Makes it sweeter.

Let me ruin the bit for a second.

No one associated with Patrick would ever respond like this. Why? For one thing it would involve not autistically denying everything and having a sense of humor. For another thing, it intelligently disarms the entire dialog. Where do you go from there as a troll? The only better reply would be just ignoring.

But maybe I’m wrong. Maybe a better response to a troll would be “No, child, I do not taste my heterosexual friend’s come. And no child, I do not need to eat pineapple, my depressive slut wife enjoys my disgusting cum-slime as it is, child. We had sex the day before yesterday, child.”

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Whenever you get a hotel with Pat does he complain the toilet paper roll is not in the ProPER LoCaTioN?