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I'm out, and my final cheers to the greatest website in the history of the internet

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During my time here I've been a sideshow character at best, but I snuck back in to talk some shit and now that that's over with, I'm riding off into the sunset. A shout-out to all the people who provided many a laugh during times both wonderful and dire over the years. In some but no particular order:
  • quasi101 -- You son of a bitch; thank you for the greatest website ever. Someday I hope to buy you many a beer, this website has been a monumental part of my life. Few people have brought people together like you have. nor stood their ground like you have done. And throughout this ever-stranger period of time we've all found ourselves in, you've been the leader through thick and thin. Not many men can claim the same. Cheers mate.
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  • Phish -- admin so have to say it.. naw you're cool, thanks for letting me back in, best of luck in your new role, you have enormous shoes to fill
  • TheGhostOfAbeVigoda -- ribs were tickled
  • CarolMaxheinie -- if I was gay I'd only have eyes for you
  • RobertMewler -- if I was straight I'd only have eyes for you
  • Honey Badger -- amazing content, and that's excluding your wife's breasts (enough to drive any man mad, especially Pat)
  • captain_kamala -- if I was insane I'd only have eyes for you (you're a gem though, love ya girl)
  • Sue Lightning -- ..............
  • @NormsGhost -- yuck
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  • Stent -- you made me laugh many a time, even before you became a mod
  • Uncle J’s Sink Emporium -- we've had our differences but you're a good egg, best of luck, go fuck yourself
  • PorqueDealer -- same as Uncle J but more
  • Prison Enjoyer -- lol
  • BUBBLER -- seek help
  • cliveowen -- I like this author as well, also seek help
  • Ned Flanders -- I saved your sendoff video, incredible stuff; I'm going to watch it and chuckle many more times in the future, I've saved it to a multiple drives, I wish I was as talented as you
  • whippinghuskies -- que tal
  • NoBacon -- we've had our beefs but in my mind, it was all washed away after Sue Lightning's insane declaration that Pat's making a million bucks a year off the duplex Airbnb
  • DrTorqueCarlisi -- you always bring the goods, appreciate ya doc
  • Honeycomb Hideout -- I remember you dropping in to bring some news and then dipping out; if this is correct, smart move, but in any case I do remember you...
  • Coonskin -- Hi, Limewire here, exiled forum poster...
  • Daddy Warbucks --
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  • Uncle Anthony Cumia -- I remember you making me laugh many, many times
  • Torque’sHeadBump -- lol
  • TorquieTwoBeers -- hard laughs
  • TorqueWheeler -- when's the blog coming back?
  • RickiLeaks -- thank you for your service, the massive amounts of DMs from redditors must be exhausting
  • Cuphead -- I've always appreciated your posts, keep it moving... Good game too
  • iblBangedQuasi -- what does ibl stand for? Great poster nonetheless...
  • Tagine Enthusiast -- keep an eye on Shane, what that fat weirdo is gonna do next is anyone's guess
  • UnPRePared -- we've butted heads but keep an eye out for new weirdos in the forums, you've got a good head on your shoulders I think...
  • TheGhostOfBernellTrammell -- please bring this unsolved crime to a closure
  • Brooke Shields -- you've made me aware of many happenings, I appreciate your posts
  • Turk February -- your videos rock, why have you stopped??
  • Ladynyahh -- great poster, never change....
  • IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 -- easily my favorite low-key contributor to the forums, you fucking rule dude.
What a ride this has been; thank you for letting me be a part of it.
 
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FatPatsBaps gonna miss ya

chewtoycock don't know what to say except I've seen your posts

Racist Google Intern you rule

cachorro and CQ_Beans your posts have both made me chortle, keep doing your thing

BoomerSperg FAWK glad I didn't forget, love you man

Jack FN not sure if you're the OG but if so, hats off to you

Jack_Horner also not sure if you're the OG but if so, never change

DanMullenButNormal GODDAMMIT how did I not include you originally, your posts are hilarious and I also wish Dan Mullen was normal; maybe somewhere in the multiverse there's a version that is

Sputnik never change hombre
 
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Lewdster I like you too... And that's it, that's a fucking wrap.

Gentlemen (and gentlewomen): it's been a ball.

My heartfelt appreciation and best wishes go to each and every one of you here. There is zero hyperbole when I say this: at different points of my life, this forum has been solely responsible for forcing me to laugh during the darkest hours I've known -- and nothing is greater than the power of laughter.

No, I'm not killing myself (sorry to disappoint).... But I'm entering a period of my life where I need to focus my attention elsewhere... and the only way I can leave is to do it is cold turkey, I can't keep my eyes peeled from here otherwise.

Seriously folks, this forum is stranger than science fiction, and I'm immensely grateful to have been a part of this thing we've all shared. My hat goes off to Quasi for making this whole thing possible, and my hat goes off to each and every single one of you for making this place the funniest petri dish imaginable. Best wishes to all and God bless; love ya gang.
 
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