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I'm on mescaline and just got back from the dog shelter.

Thread starter ThePepsiColaRapist
Start date Aug 30, 2022

ThePepsiColaRapist

Dan doesn’t have a penis. I. Do.

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Aug 30, 2022

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chocolatehellhole

You are not creative, nor destructive. I am both.

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Aug 30, 2022

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probably has fentanyl in it

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guest

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Aug 30, 2022

#3

I just want some good lsd.

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.

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Aug 30, 2022

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Ive only found mescaline once over 20 years ago in san francisco. Shit was as rare as hens teeth.

not that Jack Horner

If you saw me IRL you very likely wouldn't look me

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i read a study that said everyone who did mescaline was gay and communist

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.

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TheGhostOfRayLiotta said:
i read a study that said everyone who did mescaline was gay and communist

Ladynyahh

The Hasidic Homeboy

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Aug 30, 2022

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ShutYourCakeHorn

Gassers/Say "Cookie" Alt

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Aug 31, 2022

#8

Ribbed for The Kinks.

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