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Im not trying to be a le edgy chauvinist man's man when I say this....

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If your girlfriend or wife isnt doing all the cleaning in the house, then whats the point of being with her? She could be the hottest chick in the world, but i am not letting my house get dirty.

My cleaner sucks, shes only here once a week, so shit piles up until wednesday, and she isnt even wisecracking like the one from 2 and a half men.
 

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A relationship isn't 50/50 it's 100/100
 

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I got so many fuckin empties mannn and cereal bowls all over the place. Its a chore to even look at. Fawk.
Been there. Am there. Giant box of heavy duty black trash bags with the flex shit and the drawstrings. Take one out. 3 minutes fill it up with all of your problems. Bring outside.

Fuck dishes use paper plates/plastic utensils unless you're hosting company
 
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Been there. Am there. Giant box of heavy duty black trash bags with the flex shit and the drawstrings. Take one out. 3 minutes fill it up with all of your problems. Bring outside.

Fuck dishes use paper plates/plastic utensils unless you're hosting company
Paper plates is a great idea actually. I remember our camp counseller got mad at our cabin for using paper towels as plates so we didnt have to do washing. "Thats not how it will work when youre adults!" Well maybe it will FAGGOT.
 

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Paper plates is a great idea actually. I remember our camp counseller got mad at our cabin for using paper towels as plates so we didnt have to do washing. "Thats not how it will work when youre adults!" Well maybe it will FAGGOT.
Get a nice big real plate that's the base. Then you get the biggest paper plate you can and put it on top. The base plate keeps you from limp paper plate issues. Then u use it. Eat off the paper plate. Toss paper to trash. Rinse base plate as needed but remember that next time it'll have a fresh paper layer so don't put any extra effort.

Here's one more for u. Buy this and some no-Rinse concentrated floor cleaner

Rubbermaid Reveal Spray Microfiber Floor Cleaning Kit for Laminate & Hardwood Floors, Spray Mop with Reusable Washable Pads, Commercial https://a.co/d/5HebCuP
 

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Uncle Floyd story time.

Was out with friends in Georgetown one night. Stupidly drunk. Crossing M St to head to another douchy bar, and made eyes with an older Asian broad who was crossing the opposite way. Did a heel turn and started talking to her. Convinced her to come to my apartment in ten seconds.

She drove me back to my place, we went upstairs, chatted for a bit, fucked, then she folded my laundry. It's like it's in their fucking blood or something.

I guess what I'm saying is you need an older Asian broad. And a Pollock (they do floors and windows), Italian (they cook), and Mexican (for the yard and gardening).
 
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