I’m not fat, child

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[captain_kamala]

"my wife still can't get wet"

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Rick was not only aware, but has been caught eating the wares at multiple Walmarts.

 

[Meownaw]

People on twitter are absolutely retarded to believe this.

 

[Raymond]

"Warm and sticky"

Maybe, like, you know, tell your wife to wash her cunt.

 

[fusciasomething]

How is twitter so mercilessly unfunny? It's almost impressive

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat has never satisfied a woman.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Pat has never satisfied a woman.

It sickens me to think, anyone anywhere, has felt pleasure from one of his hurried rhythmless fuck strokes.

 

[guest]

Patrick wants to glaze Brianna Wu's gaping wound.