Im just fonna say whay we are all thinking.

[guest]

Whiskey doesnt taste good. It hurts my taste buds.

 

[guest]

Fonna. Josh... Fonna.

Rip my nigga. Fat.

 

[New Name]

I'll take a drink of whiskey and wash it down with some cola or beer to make it not taste so bad

 

[guest]

I'll take a drink of whiskey and wash it down with some cola or beer to make it not taste so bad

New Name... youve done it again. Youre thinking outside the box now.

 

[New Name]

New Name... youve done it again. Youre thinking outside the box now.

Happy to help

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

When I was younger I thought the phrase 'whisky puts hairs on your chest' was literal. I used to pinch my dad's Glenlivet and rub it onto my chest in hopes of appearing less glabrous.

It didn't work, of course, and I was frequently molested by men wearing tartan.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

All alcohol is shit and tastes like degeneracy fuel. I'm at least a fifth deep, so I know wht I'm talking about. Where the white womwn at?

 

[guest]

All alcohol is shit and tastes like degeneracy fuel. I'm at least a fifth deep, so I know wht I'm talking about. Where the white womwn at?

Last night i fell asleep and didnt go to "da club"

But I just had a cup of cawfee, and im going soon. Ive never been to a club alone before, and even tho i know these asian cunts want my dick, im still nervous. Im such a little bitchass white boi.

 

[guest]

Every time i go to a club with a girl, theres another girl there i wanna bang, which is why im going alone. Told the girl im with im going to sleep now, so she went home. Feel kinda bad but i want some new beefers.

 

[Imager]

Have you ever had whiskey made from wheat? God awful stuff.

 

[Turk February]

Whiskey doesnt taste good. It hurts my taste buds.

Do what all rational people do, mix it with ginger ale, but don't let anyone see you doing it, it's very embarrassing.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Jack and water, the Artie Lange special.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Do what all rational people do, mix it with ginger ale, but don't let anyone see you doing it, it's very embarrassing.

I used to do that until I read in a James Bond book that that's what alcoholics do.

 

[Turk February]

I used to do that until I read in a James Bond book that that's what alcoholics do.

Alcoholics also invent the Periodic Table of Elements, go to the moon, do most of the paintings at your national art gallery, and stretch Hellenic influence all the way to the borders of India, so, it's not the worst set of practices to emulate.

 

[Cuphead]

You must be drinking shit whiskey then

 

[Uncle Floyd]

WWAW with Scots spelling whiskey whisky and Irish spelling whiskey whiskey?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

WWAW with Scots spelling whiskey whisky and Irish spelling whiskey whiskey?

@GroundedForLife, comment?

 

[Consensual Rapist]

WWAWD Australian slogan, “Beah! It’s wot’s fah’ dinnah!”

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

People who claim to appreciate the taste of alcohol are lying fags. I don't care if it's a $300 bottle or a $30 bottle, it all tastes like shit and it all gets you drunk. Scotch in particular is fucking terrible. "Notes of mud puddle, wood stove and vanilla" fuck off.

 

[UnPRePared]

@GroundedForLife, comment?

So long story short I criticized American colloquialisms and spelling to the American fan once, and since then my phone autocorrects certain words to that spelling. I gave up trying to fix it a long time ago.

(YES, I've been told there's a way to go in and correct that, but I'm a stubborn old man and don't give a fuck anymore).