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"I'm into things..."

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"I'm into things" has really stuck with me. It was a sincere lucid moment in it all, but what is he into? Is the "marriage" an open relationship? Is that why he can publicly simp out to Pussy-Tits Anica?
We know for certain that he's into butt stuff because he has already publicly stated it. As for the cuck shit, he's never said it himself, but it would make a lot of sense for the reason you mentioned. Once he signed one of his book deals or maybe after his viral tweet, he probably thought he was looking at imminent superstardom with all the groupies that come with it.
 

HotDogJoe

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Christ dude, that’s not even funny but just sad. Really shows what he thinks about his wife and women in general.

It's so funny how he tries to act like an ally but every single part of his online behavior lets you know he despises women.

Just yesterday a couple of the rascals were posing as female environmentalists who didn't like the fact that he flew to Costa Rica and of course he told them to fuck themselves because he's too dumb to figure out they were cyberstlakers.

Big dumb cunt with a big dumb cunt wife.
 

BudDickman

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I don't know if they have an arrangement, but I'm sure that every time he sets up his workspace at Hooligans, he's hoping some attractive woman (by his standards, so basically any frizzy-haired, floppy-titted Jewess) will sit next to him and ask him what he's working on. Then they'll wittily banter back and forth, and eventually he'll mention that he has a motorcycle, and she'll beg him to take her for a ride.

After cruising around the bustling metropolis of Milwaukee, he will take her back to her place (I guess she would have just abandoned her car at Hooligans). She will invite him in and he'll say something witty like "now that you've ridden my hog, would you like to ride my hog?" and they will get on with the love-making.

This is the scenario he's imagining, or something similarly far-fetched. Remember that this is the guy who had to wait in line to get some book autographed so that he could impress Nikki, who is not particularly attractive. Yet he imagines that he's gonna have a one night stand with some woman he meets at Hooligans, as though any woman would be interested in that. Most women wouldn't even have a one night stand with an attractive guy, let alone a disgusting lard ass with an effeminate voice who dresses like a slob and is obviously a complete loser.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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It's so funny how he tries to act like an ally but every single part of his online behavior lets you know he despises women.

Just yesterday a couple of the rascals were posing as female environmentalists who didn't like the fact that he flew to Costa Rica and of course he told them to fuck themselves because he's too dumb to figure out they were cyberstlakers.

Big dumb cunt with a big dumb cunt wife.
He has a very strong anger towards women, I’m guessing it’s from being a loser growing up. He never got any girls and it made him miserable that women didn’t see him like they saw other guys. The one girl he gets leaves him for a real man and that broke his brain.

He’s “married” now but always makes sure to shit on his first wife (nobody in a healthy 2nd marriage brings up their ex at every chance because if you’re happy now you don’t need to dwell on the past) and let everyone know she’s his 2nd wife. Nobody refers to their second husband / wife as their second, it’s your husband / wife which also shows he has zero respect for Niki. To him she’s just an old battle axe and punch line for jokes when he leeches off her.

We’ve seen how he reacts to women in public, either he’s being hit on constantly (not so) or women annoy him to no end (complain about groups of women having fun, wanting to hurt a woman for talking to him while he sits with his laptop begging for attention) because deep down he still hates them. In his mind they are beneath him and only good for sexual value. The fact that he posted this online shitting on his wife for everyone to see shows he sees her as nothing. What a fucking fat pig.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I could not imagine anyone I know saying this, let alone posting it online, about their wife or even short term girlfriend. Thats just something you dont say
It shows he doesn’t see her as anything more than a roommate and she doesn’t mind being in a shame marriage. I used to think Niki just had the lowest self esteem but for how pig talks about her online to strangers but she doesn’t see him as a husband. Just two irresponsible pieces of shit working the system and her mother. We’ve long speculated she’s his caregiver and I believe it, you can really get away with a lot of stuff as a “caregiver”. I knew this one massive fuck up of a girl and she was her moms caregiver. She was a huge drug addict, always messed up and Her mom didn’t need any help and was perfectly fine but it was the only way her daughter could get any kind of job. Huge scam and it paid for her daughter to continue to be a fuck up while mom sat around all day getting paid to do nothing. It’s very easy to scam the government, decent people don’t do it and get real jobs while bums know every possible way to scam and work the system.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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He really is a proud cuckold.
I really think it’s just a “marriage” on paper for tax reasons / government scam / make her mom happy and they are in a open relationship. Pig doesn’t actually care for her and she can’t even be around him sober. It’s why he goes to bars alone in hopes of picking up women yet never does because he’s a big fat idiot. I don’t think he even brought her along when he would be on panels / sell his books at conventions.
 
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He has a very strong anger towards women, I’m guessing it’s from being a loser growing up. He never got any girls and it made him miserable that women didn’t see him like they saw other guys. The one girl he gets leaves him for a real man and that broke his brain.

That's probably why he wrote "patrick is a gay virgin" on his half hovel. that is what the good ole boys called him back in highschool and he can't get over it.

notice how he can only get those seats in spring training, a supposed 6 figure author would be able to splurge and get home plate seats at miller park during the regular season.... but i dunno..... he's broke
 

MonsterSteve

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Has this been seen before? It seemed familiar but I physically made a face. I had to rewind to make sure. What a disgusting fucking pig. Anyone who treats a woman like that is a fucking animal. What happened to being fucking ladies and gentlemen. Fucking animals.
This is something you joke about with your close friends, not publicly post on social media for randoms especially his/her family. Fucking clueless idiot.
 
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