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I’m hungover for the first time in over a year

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He feels like this pretty much every day? It’s miserable and I’m forcing myself to be nice to people but I just want to sleep. A lot of his behavior makes sense now. He needs to get sober and he’d stop being such a cunt all the time. I know he’d still be shitty but drinking absolutely contributes to his behavior. I know that people say this all the time the next morning but in this moment I’m fully committed to never drinking again.

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TheRevAlJolson

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He feels like this pretty much every day? It’s miserable and I’m forcing myself to be nice to people but I just want to sleep. A lot of his behavior makes sense now. He needs to get sober and he’d stop being such a cunt all the time. I know he’d still be shitty but drinking absolutely contributes to his behavior. I know that people say this all the time the next morning but in this moment I’m fully committed to never drinking again.

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Same. Hit the clubs hard last night, now I'm feeling like shit all day. It'll be NYE before I hit it this hard again.
 

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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Good, because it sucks. No matter what people tell you, it’s for opiate addicts
This is 100% correct. I tried Kratom a few times, to help fight hangovers. Doesn’t really help at all. Drug addicts like it because it fills the same chemical compound opiate addicts suffer from. It’s a great tool for them. That’s it. It’s gay fucking shit otherwise.
 

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He feels like this pretty much every day? It’s miserable and I’m forcing myself to be nice to people but I just want to sleep. A lot of his behavior makes sense now. He needs to get sober and he’d stop being such a cunt all the time. I know he’d still be shitty but drinking absolutely contributes to his behavior. I know that people say this all the time the next morning but in this moment I’m fully committed to never drinking again.

💥🚗
It may seem impossible, but Pat strikes me as someone who would be even more miserable if he were sober-- a dry, fat drunk.
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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I got heavily drunk Wednesday, Friday, Saturday till I was 25. Then Friday and Saturday till I was 30, and now it’s probably every other Saturday.

This is to blow off steam after my Monday-Friday career, which has made me increasingly financially secure as I age.

This fat fucking pig drinks every day and doesn’t work, he’s in his 40s and hasn’t got a pension scheme or anything. No wonder he drinks so much, his life is tragic and he lives in that run down poverty shack in the middle of a black crack ghetto.
 
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potatopeeler63

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And hangovers are made way worse when you have a really bad diet and dont exercise. They also exacerbate mental depression.
Man I cant imagine the world of pain he must feel when he wakes up in the half hovel on a dreary winters day.
Because he’s irish he thinks he’s jackie flahrety in state of grace, nothing a liTTle maalox can’t fix.

just imagine how he wakes up on a sunday morning, the disgusting stench, the liquid shits for hours, the pounding headache
… that’s why he loves owen a forms so much, the 6 notifications of cyberatalkers in his mentions gives him that dopamine rush and fuels his autistic #DLTIW retardation
 

Clint Ruin

I'm sorry, who are you?
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When you hit 40, hangovers become so much worse. This fat fuck has one at least every other day.
I think functional people recognize that and dial it back before it ever gets to that point. I remember the first time I had a hangover that lasted two days. I immediately recognized the significance of that and cut way the fuck back on the frequency of my drinking. I can only venture to guess that when you're morbidly obese and don't move much, you probably feel like shit so often that you barely notice the difference.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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I used to be able to drink a liter of rum and be ok having fun. If i drank a liter of liquor these days theres no doubt in my mind there would be a two day hangover. Last new years eve (new years day) i spent throwing up water, sipping it, throwing it up, sipping it, throwing it up and swore off ever getting that wasted again. Of course im a liar and an addict so i have done close to it but nothing quite that bad. I skipped work and went to moms house so the kids didnt see me like that. They already had said “dad was drunk yesterday night”. Nice being a failure of a dad, faggot.

just to clear things up, they dont see me so much as smoke a cigarette or hit a vape. I dont curse around them. Thats why it was so shockingly hush hush that id “DRANK ALCOHOL”. Im just not that guy they know. Really im a fucking maniac just not w the keeds around.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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I think functional people recognize that and dial it back before it ever gets to that point. I remember the first time I had a hangover that lasted two days. I immediately recognized the significance of that and cut way the fuck back on the frequency of my drinking. I can only venture to guess that when you're morbidly obese and don't move much, you probably feel like shit so often that you barely notice the difference.
the last time I had a hangover from friday that lasted until sunday was in my early 20s, and I had literally drank myself into borderline alcohol poisoning. last new years even I drank an 8th of Powers and I paid for it. honestly pat must not only drink too much but just not take care of himself
 
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