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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
I'm guessing he will wear his COD T-shirt for this.
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3 hours?! Songs from the 40s?!
$500 he opens with Layla, brother.
Reservations and possibly Uber services are highly recommended for this show!
i would go to this
"a high end, sit down, well produced musical extravaganza"
Jesus Christ, that is a sad, sad picture. He actually sits there, in front of people, wearing those tattered, sweaty old rags. You can even see his unsightly man-titty flopping from his comically oversized arm holes. I mean damn, man, maybe invest in a new T shirt once every ten or eleven years.
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Jesus Christ, he has side-boob
When is this? I might drag my wife to this for the laughs. But we ain’t staying three fucking hours, I can tell you that much. He’s delusional.
What, you don’t roll up to your workplace sporting the same old cut-up t-shirt you wear to cut the grass? Excuuuuussse me, Mister Belvedere!
He plays karaoke to a backing track
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Check out the Layla ink maaaaaan
There is a certain definition for getting money and then spending it frivolously which I can't remember. You would think Joe might try to save a few shekels these days now that Nana's checks aren't coming in, but no, he has to treat himself to a nice relaxing two day vacation in Atlantic City
"Relaxing"...LOL. Joe "works" for maybe two or three hours a week, playing karaoke in local dives for tips. He's spent the bulk of the last forty years "relaxing".