I'm gonna start referring to rapes as "California Love"

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

To this day, my buddy's preppy little brother getting me to show him how to play the vocal melody to the OC song on guitar is one of my best memories. The first time he played it successfully he said "Oh, Abe. I'm gonna have bitches crying in my lap." There's beautiful things my family have said to me that I couldn't remember if you cattle prodded me, but I'll never forget that as long as I live.

 

[aRTie02150]

Crazy how long it's been since I've actually sat and watched TV shows. I was about 15 when this show debuted and I never seen an episode.

I totally forgot it was on Fox. Not sure why I thought MTV.

 

[Coonskin]

 

[DMbA]

Why don't you come back here and California love

 

[Meownaw]

I'm going to start referring to Abe as "Oscarless".

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

"The OC"

Don't call it that.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Crazy how long it's been since I've actually sat and watched TV shows. I was about 15 when this show debuted and I never seen an episode.

I totally forgot it was on Fox. Not sure why I thought MTV.

I had a gf who made me watch all of this and One Tree Hill. I hated them both but I was much more into The OC.

 

[TheNanaDook]

I watched the OC like a fag back in the day. The girls made my PP hard.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I watched the OC like a fag back in the day. The girls made my PP hard.

Mischa Barton never did it for me for some reason. She looks like my buddy's older sister. I thought Rachel Bilson was hot but she's a gross old lady now.

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[TheNanaDook]

Mischa Barton never did it for me for some reason. She looks like my buddy's older sister. I thought Rachel Bilson was hot but she's a gross old lady now.

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I actually enjoy tall skinny broads, so she did it for me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I actually enjoy tall skinny broads, so she did it for me.

I just looked her up. She's fat now lol.

 

[TheNanaDook]

I just looked her up. She's fat now lol.

Life isn’t fair :\

 

[Cuphead]

nah nigga

 

[not that Jack Horner]

To this day, my buddy's preppy little brother getting me to show him how to play the vocal melody to the OC song on guitar is one of my best memories. The first time he played it successfully he said "Oh, Abe. I'm gonna have bitches crying in my lap." There's beautiful things my family have said to me that I couldn't remember if you cattle prodded me, but I'll never forget that as long as I live.

what a great story

did he get anyone pregnant that year?

 

[victor_sanchez]

the punk chick on the oc was hot.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

what a great story

did he get anyone pregnant that year?

He didn't get laid until he was like 19 and now he has two kids with a woman that I'm pretty sure is a dyke and hates him.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

the punk chick on the oc was hot.

She was hot. Completely titless though. Was also married to Jason Sudekis, which is gay.

 

[Stent]

I'm going to start referring to Abe as "Oscarless".

That implies he might've had one and lost it. Which is, of course, impossible.

You could even say it's a sort of impossible mission.