I'm gonna Blacksnake Moan Turk February

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Playa, if you can't help yo self. I'm gonna help ya.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

mmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhmmmmmm turksnake moan mmmmmhhhmmmmhhhmmmmmhmmmhmmmmmmmm

 

[StlakerFatti]

what's the latest on "Eurovision Turk"?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

what's the latest on "Eurovision Turk"?

I'm gonna chain him to a black guy's radiator for his own good.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm gonna chain him to a black guy's radiator for his own good.

Instead of being a promiscuous slut he's a dirty caveman and I'm tempted to drive a retarded distance to take five minutes and clean his fucking room for him. But he'd just shit it up again if I didn't do the Black Snake Moan thing.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Turk needs Maury is what Turk needs.

 

[DMAN]

Now lemme holla atcha, playa... Hate-O-Rade only comes in 2 flavors... White; and Vanilla. Believe that.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Now lemme holla atcha, playa... Hate-O-Rade only comes in 2 flavors... White; and Vanilla. Believe that.

Turk's about to go one on one with... The Undertaker if he don't change his ways, playa.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Now lemme holla atcha, playa... Hate-O-Rade only comes in 2 flavors... White; and Vanilla. Believe that.

You gotta chain Turk to the DRADIATOR until he dries out and throws up all over your floor. Sing him a black snake moan song in a thunder storm if you get the chance. Thanks. -Abe.

 

[DMAN]

You gotta chain Turk to the DRADIATOR until he dries out and throws up all over your floor. Sing him a black snake moan song in a thunder storm if you get the chance. Thanks. -Abe.

Turk is killing himself faster than any "White Boy Challenge" could

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Turk is killing himself faster than any "White Boy Challenge" could

The white boy Thanksgiving challenges is what set all this off. It's my fault, but I need you to clean it up because you're the only Bagger Vance style magical black man I know, so I need you to Samuel D. Jackson Turk to a heavy appliance in your DHOME.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Turkey Dufresneuary was a faggot... but he was mah friend.

 

[Turk February]

what's the latest on "Eurovision Turk"?

A little too many national selections are happening at the same time. It would be hard to listen to 100 new songs a day and form an opinion. I gotta space it out.

 

[New Name]

Not the same without that wormkiller guy

 

[The Prophet Mohammed]

Turk needs Islam. It is the only way to save him.

Tune in to the Boq precision show on YouTube starring @Child.. to learn all about the glory of allah and sodomy

 

[BUBBLER]

This is the funniest thread title of the week. Congrats Abe

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Black snake moaning in the dead of niiiiight

 

[BUBBLER]

Black snake moaning in the dead of niiiiight

Take this broken arm and learn to die

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Turk needs Maury is what Turk needs.

More like Steve Wilkos

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

More like Steve Wilkos

GET DA HELL AHFF MY STEEEEGE