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I'm going to take a bath today

Turk February

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Like some sort of German or some shit. You can't stop me. My mind's been made.
 

Turk February

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When I lived in Saitama I had the nicest bath. Horrible apartment but awesome bath. Like 4 feet tall edges. A leak proof door so you could walk in. No bed. The Japs have weird priorities.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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When I lived in Saitama I had the nicest bath. Horrible apartment but awesome bath. Like 4 feet tall edges. A leak proof door so you could walk in. No bed. The Japs have weird priorities.
Don't they sleep on "futons" that are actually just little thin pads on the floor? It's probably awesome for your back.
 

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I got drunk last night and e-mailed my old job last night in Japan to see if I could get it back. (Keep in mind this is the job where I set the workplace on fire so I could go home) I don't know what I was thinking emailing them.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I got drunk last night and e-mailed my old job last night in Japan to see if I could get it back. (Keep in mind this is the job where I set the workplace on fire so I could go home) I don't know what I was thinking emailing them.
If you go back you should challenge the boss to a lethal pillow fight with those heavy ass pillows.
 
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