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I'll tell people my leg was blown off in Afghanistan and my dick was disfigured. It's not like they'd ask to verify that I had a prosthetic leg and a fucked up dick. They'd take my word for it. Because I'm a veteran.
People will be like "I loved you in Prancer!" And I'll be like "you must have me confused with someone else. I'm ex military and I had my leg and dick blown off in a firefight with those fuckin rag heads in the mountains of Afghanistan, protecting your freedoms. No big deal though. I'm just lucky to be alive, you don't need to thank me." And then they would thank me.
I'm not stealing valor for any material gain. I'm just doing it for the love of lying to strangers and making them feel sorry for me and admire me simultaneously.
People will be like "I loved you in Prancer!" And I'll be like "you must have me confused with someone else. I'm ex military and I had my leg and dick blown off in a firefight with those fuckin rag heads in the mountains of Afghanistan, protecting your freedoms. No big deal though. I'm just lucky to be alive, you don't need to thank me." And then they would thank me.
I'm not stealing valor for any material gain. I'm just doing it for the love of lying to strangers and making them feel sorry for me and admire me simultaneously.