I'm going to masturbate today

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Most likely

 

[Josh Goodnaturedly]

Sounds like somebody's getting acquainted with Rosie Palmer and her five sisters, right buddy?! LOL

 

[guest]

Don't do it, brotherman. Someone pointed out in a Patso thread that it's an ejaculant offering to demons that drain your energy and will to do anything productive. That load's meant for a woman to bring your seed to fruition.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Don't do it, brotherman. Someone pointed out in a Patso thread that it's an ejaculant offering to demons that drain your energy and will to do anything productive. That load's meant for a woman to bring your seed to fruition.

Exactly. I haven't played a solo on the devil's clarinet since this revelation.

 

[guest]

Exactly. I haven't played a solo on the devil's clarinet since this revelation.

That's pretty funny. I actually don't beat off or look at porn anymore but I'm married so it's definitely harder for single guys to go without it. Porn is absolutely a judeosatanic psyop to drain men of their spirit and will.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Don't do it, brotherman. Someone pointed out in a Patso thread that it's an ejaculant offering to demons that drain your energy and will to do anything productive. That load's meant for a woman to bring your seed to fruition.

I cum twice before I even get up every day. I also don't drink coffee and sleep like 3-5 hours a night. Am I a superhuman or are people who believe that shit just sleepy pussies?

If I don't blow regular loads I become a violent nigger.

 

[guest]

I cum twice before I even get up every day. I also don't drink coffee and sleep like 3-5 hours a night. Am I a superhuman or are people who believe that shit just sleepy pussies?

If I don't blow regular loads I become a violent nigger.

Honestly, you sound superhuman. But you're a ghost so I think the rules are different.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Don't do it, brotherman. Someone pointed out in a Patso thread that it's an ejaculant offering to demons that drain your energy and will to do anything productive. That load's meant for a woman to bring your seed to fruition.

I'm mentally ill so I probably shouldn't have children.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I might not do it but I'll let you guys know later.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

If I don't blow regular loads I become a violent nigger.

Yeah as the Opster used to say, you gotta get the poison out.
I’ll look at porn every so often but I usually stick to my spank bank. It feels natural that way

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeah as the Opster used to say, you gotta get the poison out.
I’ll look at porn every so often but I usually stick to my spank bank. It feels natural that way

I generally kick it old school with the spank bank too.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

I generally kick it old school with the spank bank too.

It’s how God intended you to beat your meat.

 

[Stent]

I'm saving mine up for a month to impress the gals down at the sperm bank.

 

[Josh Goodnaturedly]

I'm saving mine up for a month to impress the gals down at the sperm bank.

Bet you wish you could make a direct deposit, right?! Haha

 

[guest]

I'm mentally ill so I probably shouldn't have children.

If only Anthony would finally come to that conclusion himself. Oh, wait, you didn’t mean sexually.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Can you jerk off on a pic of pats face and text it to him?

 

[The Greaseman]

9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

10 And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also.

 

[Stent]

Bet you wish you could make a direct deposit, right?! Haha

You scamp! I'm going to use that line and get a chuckle and a smile.

 

[Josh Goodnaturedly]

You scamp! I'm going to use that line and get a chuckle and a smile.

Maybe a little more than that, right Stenty?! Haha freakin chicks, man

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I didn't masturbate, fellas