I’m going to lose 60 pounds

[StinkyShitter94]

When should I start bragging about it? Also when should I start telling people how easy it is to lose weight?

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Shit, no time like the present!
Make sure you use your daughter’s facebook account, so even her friends will know!

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Anyone can do it!

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Just tell 'stlakers' that you haven't gained a single pound.

 

[guest]

How the fuck could you have sixty extra pounds to lose? I get a little paunchy and I'm immediately cutting calories and working out for a couple of weeks. Not even serious workouts, either - just some light jogging.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Make sure to congratulate yourself on losing the weight and mention how easy it was before you even start your diet.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Eat tons of plantains, beans, low carb bread, and post a pic of each meal (ideally after 3 bites) on your Facebook. If you’re advanced, and have been suspended from FB, then kindly ask one your younger relatives or kids if you can use their account.

 

[UnPRePared]

Let everyone know you get your sandwich and Gatorade COMP'D.

Then tell everyone how your "healthy" meal (that's actually loaded with inflammatory ingredients and maltodextrin) is low glycemic, and remind all of us how anyone can do it, ideally in capital letters as if you're screaming at us like the local children that point and laugh.

If you happen to find the time, I recommend that you let us know how you pay CASH - don't forget the capital letters, though!

Bonus points if you can inform us on television that you're not a pedophile.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Anyone can do it!

 

[Not bad]

Takes willpower and the desire to trick yourself your brother's money goes towards a healthy diet.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

I'm only interested if you share recipes that have 6 ingredients including salt, pepper, and the plate.

 

[Zeroman]

Eat tons of plantains, beans, low carb bread, and post a pic of each meal (ideally after 3 bites) on your Facebook.

Don’t forget to ensure that the coffee mug faces the right way so EVERYONE will know that you play guitar and involve coffee mugs in the matter.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Anyone can do it!

Nigga ain't that what the i just said?

 

[Dennyislife]

I need to lose 8 and I feel crap putting that much on.