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I'm going to kill Patrick S Tomlinson

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With kindness. Lose some weight Patrick and stop replying to every troll who texts you. It's hilarious for us but you're extremely fat and seem to be getting fatter by the day and also apparently have some kind of inbred white trash hereditary high blood pressure. Stop eating so much and drinking alcohol every day. Also work on reducing unnecessary stress factors like last-wording strangers who just want to make you look like a retard. These are all solid pieces of advice, Fat boy.
 

Muffin

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Pat should commit seppuku




as he has dishonered his family and must restore its honor.




However, he is so fat and his chins so numerous that the blade would act only as a paper cut



so he should just start going to the gym and eating better.
 

DominusOdium

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Patrick should hang himself












.... a workout plan on the wall so he can get into shape and better himself with a more productive hobby than arguing with people on Twitter.
 
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