Im going to a nerd convention. Youre not supposed to bring a +1, but Im going to bring my wife.

[guest]

Thatll show those nerds what an alpha I am. Haha they have no idea what's coming.

 

[BudDickman]

Actually, +2. Wife and IRL friend. Man, what a cool guy. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[guest]

OOPSIE DOODLES

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

She tells herself these lies to this very day...

 

[guest]

That's quite literally exactly what he did. Why else would you bring your wife to a fucking toy convention? He's truly pathetic and clearly saw her as a piece of meat

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

OOPSIE DOODLES

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Such a gorgeous couple. She exemplifies Aryan beauty and grace. He is an apex powerhouse. The embodiment of masculinity. They are the blueprint of perfect parenting. Natures perfection.

Alas, Fatso is an unnatural abberation. A profound anomaly. The prime example of the universe getting it terribly wrong.

 

[Brooke Shields]

is PCJ actually fit now? It'd be hilarious if he somehow got in shape after all of this.

Based on above pic he looks downright dapper with his gut hidden by Ade
But if he was exposed as 6+ & under 220lbs without even mentioning it like Norm and his cancer then he'd reach a new sainthood here

 

[guest]

OOPSIE DOODLES

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How do you not feel like God himself, when you look at your many offspring, and your beautiful wife, and then listen to Josiah tape 5 (which someone here may have sent to him tee hee), and listen to a 41 year old man you cucked freak the fuck out for 30 minutes? How embarassing for Pat lmao.

 

[guest]

is PCJ actually fit now? It'd be hilarious if he somehow got in shape after all of this.

Based on above pic he looks downright dapper with his gut hidden by Ade
But if he was exposed as 6+ & under 220lbs without even mentioning it like Norm and his cancer then he'd reach a new sainthood here

Actually they’re both frumps now