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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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"I'm a legitimate comedian"
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Not even close to being funny.
It’s sad a ghoul with dementia brains and an anal egg inserted at all times is still funnier than this retard. “I tried squirting this on brown people but it didn’t work. Sorry guys. HAHA HOOOLLLLIIIIEEEEE SHIIIIT!!!!!”
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Haha get it guys because it's a solution. Comedy pays the bills around here
Wealth inequality? Is money an issue in the half house from the lol suit?
I tried squirting this into Niki's vagina, but it still smells like nigger farts.
Patso is a legitimate shit joke
wtf!??! I mean, you could joke about putting compost on wealth inequality, but the inequality grew faster than the wealth, which is basically a metaphor for democrat corporate policy... & that wouldn't be funny either, but at least it makes some sense.
That's how you know it's a Fatty Original
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Let me help you punch that up fat boy:
I squirt it on a synagogue.
get it? It’s a solution
I squirt it on a synagogue.
get it? It’s a solution
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Is that your FINAL SOLUTION, Fatrick?
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Gotta be quicker brothaman
And then everyone on Twitter cheered, 'HURRAY FOR PATRICK!'
He could help with his personal lack of wealth immediately by getting a job. Him getting hit by a forklift in a Walmart warehouse would be much funnier than whatever this is
That’s great Pat. Just like how I legitimately make great posts here
So I stone washed my car the other day
He could embrace his real white trashiness. Go slip on pee pee at the Costco and get himself a 50 thousand dollar settlement. Should pay for the lawsuit.