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"I'm a fun and quirky guy! I'm totally not a creep or pedophile!"

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He's creepy and he's kooky
A sci-fi pedo groupie
He's all together ooky
He's author John Scalzi 🎶

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His house a mausoleum
When children come to see him
He stifles the kids' screams
He's author John Scalzi

Creep
Thief
Effete

So put a witch's shawl on
A broomstick he can sit on
We're gonna pay a call on
Ugly fuck John Scalzi 🎶
 
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