"I'll take my child spit shaken, not stirred."

[CorradoSoprano4]

 

[Heyfellas]

Does he wear like a size 7 shoe?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

A Moo To Kill

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

The man with the Chinese guitar

 

[alkiefuck2]

the guy who loved me

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Does he wear like a size 7 shoe?

Lmao I know that's gotta be a perspective trick or something but Joe with a little tiny baby dress shoe is cracking me up.

 

[Heyfellas]

Lmao I know that's gotta be a perspective trick or something but Joe with a little tiny baby dress shoe is cracking me up.

With feet like that he’s always at risk of being knocked down by a stiff breeze

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Casino Royale w/ Cheese

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I used to go to a lot of car shows and the odd time I'd see people almost get punched in the head by old guys and old guys telling young smoking hot chicks to fuck off for touching their cars for pictures. The interaction is always almost exactly the same every time:

"That's not your mom's Jetta, bud."

"What?"

"Don't touch my fucking car"

"I didn't."

"I can see the palm print where I just saw you touch it"

"Oh. Sorry."

"Do you wanna wash my car? Fuck off."

I hope some old fella gave Joe shit. He'd totally pull the "I didn't touch it."

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Mooraker

006’1”

Dr. Moo

For Cow Eyes Only

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I know this is a Joe thread but I just gotta say that my ribs still haven't completely healed from that NO TIME TO DIET Patrick 007 movie poster someone made last year.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

Quadan of Solace
No Time to Diet
Diamonds for a Heffer

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

Roger Moooo're

 

[Meownaw]

Dr. Mo
Buy Another Gay

 

[Ladynyahh]

What event required Joe to dress up in something other than a shirt with guitars or 82nd airborne or Call of Duty or even anything with fucking sleeves?

I guess what I'm getting at is that Joe is poor "white" trash and dresses slovenly.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

$60k Or Nothing
Spectard
BovineEye
Dunderbald

 

[Snake]

Mooselodger

Dr. No Job

Red Gatorade is Forever

NiggerEye

Live and Let your Mom Die Alone

 

[Stent]

Lmao I know that's gotta be a perspective trick or something but Joe with a little tiny baby dress shoe is cracking me up.

Baby Feet Joe sounds like a Dick Tracy villain.

 

[Jizz]

I'm not gay but Brother Joe is a really handsome guy when he's dressed in a suit!

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Joe getting his portrait taken in the mall?